Funny Sunday Quotes
Collection of top 26 famous quotes about Funny Sunday
Funny Sunday Quotes & Sayings
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There is no heart without remorse, no life without some misfortune, no one but what is something stained with sin.
— James Ellis
I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat.
— Marty Pollio
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.
— George Carlin
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
— George Burns
I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.
— Michael J. Fox
Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?
— Johan Huizinga
Too bad we were interrupted by Captain-brainless-bod and his trusty sidekick, Jenny-from-the-cockblock. Talk about bad timing.
— Marta Brown
Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.
— George Lopez
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
— Billy Sunday
And in that moment she realized none of it was real, and so she set herself free.
— Katlyn Charlesworth
I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday ... unless there's a game on.
— Steve Martin
Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way of revealing what we really believe on Sunday mornings.
— Mark Hart
The next parent who Googles Is my 2-year-old gifted? should get a curt response: Your 2-year-old is a gift.
— Ron Fournier
Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.
— Craig Ferguson
Salem is in part a story of what happens when a set of unanswerable questions meets a set of unquestioned answers.
— Stacy Schiff
Knowing that all things contrary to God's laws are transient, let us avoid despair and radiate hope for a warless world.
— Peace Pilgrim
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
— Jerry Coleman
Nick can do a pretty good nice, but it's not the real deal. His is a thin, watery nice, a niceness-au-jus drizzled over a great big asshole sandwich.
— Melissa DeCarlo
