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Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
— Mark Twain
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
— Bob Hope
I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.
— Jimmy Carr
I think I am about 5 for 500 when it comes to successful ideas vs flops.
— Jeremy Schoemaker
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
— Drew Carey
I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap.
— Steve Wozniak
How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are.
— Jim Gaffigan
It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.
— Olivia Munn
The stage is a training ground and it's where you learn what's funny and what's successful.
— Matthew Lillard
Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick.
— James Patterson
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
— Abraham Lincoln
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
— Lana Turner