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It's not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential. — Bruce Lee

The years teach much which the days never know. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

The funny thing is, about the time I let go of any aspiration toward worldly success, that's about the time I started writing decent work. — Ben Fountain

My whole back's tattooed. I just wanted a twist. I was always in punk bands when I was little ... I think that's where the tie comes from. — Gary Allan

If at first you don't succeed, lower you expectations — Jonathan Tropper

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success. — Drake

They've done away with those committees. That shows the success of what the Soviets were able to do in this country. — Ronald Reagan

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time. — Joe Girard

Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do. — Gerry Geek

Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom — Abhysheq Shukla

To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! — Criss Jami

I think Detroit is starting to get it. We consider it a victory for the grassroots, CalCars, and the Internet-led effort. — Felix Kramer

There are no heroes in chess. — Corry Evans

Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick. — James Patterson

If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin. — Richie Norton

Enjoy everything and everybody that makes you laugh,because one day you wont laugh at all — Julia King

I've had great success being a total idiot. — Jerry Lewis

When I lose touch with the audience and the reality of what life really is, I'll be Vanilla Ice or something. — Wyclef Jean

In an infinite universe, all may become real sooner or later. Yet it is always up to mankind to make real what it really wishes to be real. — Michael Moorcock

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? — Jerry Seinfeld

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information. — Samantha Bee

How often does a guy who lives and breathes baseball meet a woman who loves the game and understands it as well as he? — Charley Pride

Success is always less funny than failure. — Jon Ronson

All food is the gift of the gods and has something of the miraculous, the egg no less than the truffle. — Sybille Bedford

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. — Woody Allen

For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise. — Christopher Moore

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success
Ethelred The Unready — Robert Asprin

A relentless focus on the outward markers of success can lead to complacency. It can make you lazy. — Barack Obama

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. — Jim Gaffigan

She'd done the right thing in God's eyes. That's all that mattered. — Ann Shorey

The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness. — Sam Shepard

The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm. — Malcolm Forbes

It's funny: half my films were flops, half did well. It would be terrible if I'd had only success. — Claude Lelouch

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry. — Gerry Geek