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Funny Stores Quotes By Little Richard: I let people know that it was all

I let people know that it was all right to do the kinds of things I did. — Little Richard

Funny Stores Quotes By Henny Youngman: All my wife does is shop - once

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. — Henny Youngman

Funny Stores Quotes By John Green: You may choose your song, but know this:

You may choose your song, but know this: Tiny. Cooper. Hates. Over. The. Rainbow. — John Green

Funny Stores Quotes By Amy Dickinson: People don't change when they don't acknowledge their

People don't change when they don't acknowledge their actions. — Amy Dickinson

Funny Stores Quotes By Groucho Marx: If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor. — Groucho Marx

Funny Stores Quotes By Sol Luckman: Nobody ever goes to that store to shop

Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it's too crowded. — Sol Luckman

Funny Stores Quotes By Amen Muffler: Spending time with people without ambition is a

Spending time with people without ambition is a self-destruction. — Amen Muffler

Funny Stores Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: Whoever marries a devilish spouse will go through

Whoever marries a devilish spouse will go through hell. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Funny Stores Quotes By Victoria Aveyard: ...when Cal ceased to be a prince and

...when Cal ceased to be a prince and became an inferno. — Victoria Aveyard

Funny Stores Quotes By Will Advise: When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to

When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow. — Will Advise

Funny Stores Quotes By David Rakoff: Everyone I vote for never wins. Welcome to

Everyone I vote for never wins. Welcome to America. — David Rakoff

Funny Stores Quotes By Chris Rock: Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type

Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. — Chris Rock

Funny Stores Quotes By Judith Krantz: GIRLS MAY START OUT SMART BUT NOT ALL

GIRLS MAY START OUT SMART BUT NOT ALL GIRLS STAY SO DAMNED SMART.. — Judith Krantz

Funny Stores Quotes By Martin Amis: People who go to the Opera, they don't

People who go to the Opera, they don't go to the toilet, not even at home. — Martin Amis

Funny Stores Quotes By Carolyn Elliott: The role of your genius spirit is to

The role of your genius spirit is to essentially heal, transform, and evolve consciousness. — Carolyn Elliott

Funny Stores Quotes By Lyn Hejinian: I was eventually to become one person, gathered

I was eventually to become one person, gathered up maybe, during a pause, at a comma. — Lyn Hejinian

Funny Stores Quotes By Hk: I wish happiness was some edible food easily

I wish happiness was some edible food easily available in stores... Oh wait, it is. — Hk

Funny Stores Quotes By N. T. Wright: Worship is love on its knees before the

Worship is love on its knees before the beloved; just as mission is love on its feet to serve the beloved — N. T. Wright

Funny Stores Quotes By Arlene Dahl: Too much rouge is a sign of despair.

Too much rouge is a sign of despair. — Arlene Dahl