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Funny Staying In Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying

I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Staying In Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: If you are reading this then you have

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

Funny Staying In Quotes By Martial: The present joys of life we doubly taste,By

The present joys of life we doubly taste,
By looking back with pleasure to the past. — Martial

Funny Staying In Quotes By Matt Chandler: The glory of God is that you can't

The glory of God is that you can't outs in His grace. — Matt Chandler

Funny Staying In Quotes By Frank Carson: I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe

I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed. — Frank Carson

Funny Staying In Quotes By Diane Helbig: Networking is an investment in your business. It

Networking is an investment in your business. It takes time and when done correctly can yield great results for years to come. — Diane Helbig

Funny Staying In Quotes By Sujit Lalwani: The wisdom of LIFE eludes even the best

The wisdom of LIFE eludes even the best ...
For those who pass the test Life is a fest,While, its forever,
A battle for the rest.. — Sujit Lalwani

Funny Staying In Quotes By Hill Harper: In acting class, teachers talk about how the

In acting class, teachers talk about how the 'givens' of a situation help define a character. — Hill Harper

Funny Staying In Quotes By Bill Paxton: It's become very popular in contemporary films to

It's become very popular in contemporary films to have the twist ending. — Bill Paxton

Funny Staying In Quotes By Jerry Coleman: I sure hope you're staying alive for the

I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Staying In Quotes By Dashiell Hammett: What do people think about my staying with

What do people think about my staying with Harrison with him chasing everything that's hot and hollow? — Dashiell Hammett

Funny Staying In Quotes By M.M. Lindelo: Power for the King, Power for Neutralis.

Power for the King, Power for Neutralis. — M.M. Lindelo

Funny Staying In Quotes By Lou Gramm: I went in for an operation to remove

I went in for an operation to remove a brain tumor. — Lou Gramm

Funny Staying In Quotes By P.D. James: Write what you need to write, not what

Write what you need to write, not what is currently popular or what you think will sell. — P.D. James

Funny Staying In Quotes By Judy Grahn: Those who believe they are ugly / objectify

Those who believe they are ugly / objectify the rest of us. — Judy Grahn

Funny Staying In Quotes By Emanuel Cleaver: Social Security is a covenant that should not

Social Security is a covenant that should not be broken. — Emanuel Cleaver

Funny Staying In Quotes By Clotilde Hesme: I don't have a career plan. I'm not

I don't have a career plan. I'm not strategic enough. — Clotilde Hesme

Funny Staying In Quotes By Jake M. Johnson: I like fictional stories - like, things that

I like fictional stories - like, things that never happened but the seed of it starts as real. — Jake M. Johnson

Funny Staying In Quotes By Joshua Halberstam: Give people a break. It's not easy doing

Give people a break. It's not easy doing a life. — Joshua Halberstam