Funny Star Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Funny Star

Funny Star Quotes & Sayings

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For years, I was either referred to as a 'rubber-faced funny man' or 'the 'Men Behaving Badly' star.' — Martin Clunes

You may imagine me the very shadow of my husband. — Dolley Madison

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. — Drew Barrymore

It was unbelievable. She was standing there, staring at him like he was a real rock star. — Kami Garcia

Maybe my viriety is due to bad absorption of vitamins. — Stephen Hawking

So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is." — Tim Vine

We may win the war but not the soul; we may gain the power but not the peace. — Debasish Mridha

I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know. — Esther Williams

I ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog. — John Steinbeck

"Have you heard any Stockhausen?" Beecham was asked. "No, but I believe I have stepped in some." — Thomas Beecham

I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. — LeBron James

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction. — Scott Thompson

I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish. — Mitch Hedberg

I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star. — Malcolm Wilson

At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader. — Denis Markell

I was always my own person. — Little Richard

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show ... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists. — Tina Fey

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. — Jackson Radcliffe

Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes — Jeffree Star

You're going to have a watermelon come out of your flap-jack and that shit will never be the same. Never. - Madison — Nicole Reed

In a film, you have to externalize things that are internal and of course it becomes a debate about to what extent you do that. — Chris Terrio

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. — Andrew Hinkinson

It's funny, but three of my early films were with Liam Neeson, before Liam Neeson was a big star. — Fred Melamed

Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek? — Tracey Ullman

He's quite extraordinary with his moves and spins. I think he was a baton girl in a past life [on his co-star Hayden Christensen]. — Ewan McGregor

Do I look like I watch Star Trek? — Michael Scott

I'm not for gay marriage, but I'm not for discriminating against people. — Joel Osteen