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Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot! — Mitch Hedberg

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces — Ron Atkinson

I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better. — Ron Atkinson

Sport is the only profession I know of that when you retire you have to go to work. — Earl Monroe

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports. — Rita Rudner

Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all? — Vin Scully

someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rants
and her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy

His eyes are a hazy swirl of
gray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm — Elle Kennedy

Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all the others are games. — Ernest Hemingway,

It's funny, 'cause you think surfing is your whole life, but then when you make a family it seems like it's not at all. — Joel Parkinson

One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes. — Mitch Hedberg

It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose. — Sandy Lyle

The person who proclaimed me Best Dressed Man never saw me in my sport outfit. — Robert Pattinson

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened. — Rita Rudner

I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it — Elle Kennedy

The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23! — Kevin Keegan

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing. — Criss Jami

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be. — Jeff Ross

As I remember it, the bases were loaded. — Garry Maddox

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. — Winston Bennett

When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time. — Max McGee

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour. — Brian Regan

Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport — Duffy Daugherty

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. — George Brett

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best. — Daniel Tosh

I only like sports that Bond villains played. — Craig Ferguson

If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports. — Ed Rendell

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut. — Craig Ferguson

And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago. — David Coleman

When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well. — John Cleese

I can go right, I can go left, I'm amphibious. — Charles Shackleford

Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport. — Henry David Thoreau

I'm the oldest I've ever been, right now. — Tim Sylvia

And all those things you listed right now, they're
things Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy