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Funny Spoiled Quotes By Francis Chan: God wants us to pursue certain actions, but

God wants us to pursue certain actions, but as we put God's commands into action, our motivation makes all the difference. — Francis Chan

Funny Spoiled Quotes By Jacob M. Appel: Now I know how to make it as

Now I know how to make it as a pedophile. Forget lollypops. Antarctic wildlife is the ticket. — Jacob M. Appel

Funny Spoiled Quotes By Eva Mendes: I am a man with an open mind.

I am a man with an open mind. I really don't know anything, but I'm very interested in the spiritual and the material. — Eva Mendes

Funny Spoiled Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Fish is the only food that is considered

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is. — P. J. O'Rourke

Funny Spoiled Quotes By Beth Lewis: New belt out of your arms. Could a'

New belt out of your arms. Could a' stuffed my mattress with your silky brown hair." He — Beth Lewis

Funny Spoiled Quotes By Merlin Mann: People will always despise you if you end

People will always despise you if you end up doing less stupid BS than they choose to suffer. — Merlin Mann

Funny Spoiled Quotes By Rutherford B. Hayes: I am a radical in thought (and principle)

I am a radical in thought (and principle) and a conservative in method (and conduct). — Rutherford B. Hayes

Funny Spoiled Quotes By Lauren Conrad: I like to know exactly what's being put

I like to know exactly what's being put into my food. — Lauren Conrad

Funny Spoiled Quotes By Marty Rubin: Useless"-what they call you when you won't let

Useless"-what they call you when you won't let yourself be used. — Marty Rubin

Funny Spoiled Quotes By Cecelia Ahern: Have you ever not known something but known

Have you ever not known something but known it at the same time? — Cecelia Ahern

Funny Spoiled Quotes By Mel Brooks: Life literally abounds in comedy if you just

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you. — Mel Brooks

Funny Spoiled Quotes By Jackie Williams: She kisses the shit out of me and

She kisses the shit out of me and I didn't care what I looked like after that. — Jackie Williams

Funny Spoiled Quotes By Andy Borowitz: On July 4 we celebrate government of the

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations. — Andy Borowitz

Funny Spoiled Quotes By Loretta Livingstone: Love must face reality, if it is to

Love must face reality, if it is to survive
Jumping in the Puddles of Life — Loretta Livingstone

Funny Spoiled Quotes By James J. Cramer: Give a man a fish, he eats for

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day; teach a man to shop for fish at Whole Foods, he'll be broke within the year. — James J. Cramer

Funny Spoiled Quotes By Fetty Wap: I'm not really into the whole lyrics thing;

I'm not really into the whole lyrics thing; I just like to make music that people like to listen to. — Fetty Wap