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Having a child doesn't make a woman a mother any more than owning a paintbrush makes her Frida Kahlo.
— Koren Zailckas
I had bitten into my tongue, and I either had to spit or swallow. I swallowed. No comments, please.
— Jim Butcher
A blank canvas is a playground for the imagination.
— Marty Rubin
Not a desire, act, wish, or thought does the Holy Ghost indulge in contrary to that which is dictated by the Father
— Brigham Young
Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.
— Jim Norton
Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
— Rita Rudner
Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace and your soul in the joy of Christ.
— Thomas Merton
I was surprised he didn't just spit the nails into the wood like Popeye the Sailor Man.
— Josh Lanyon
When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when the iron's hot.
— Markus Zusak
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
— Holly Black
Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.
— Marsha Warfield
And then they kiss.
Slowly, gently.
Because with the right person, sometimes kissing feels like healing. — Lisa McMann
Slowly, gently.
Because with the right person, sometimes kissing feels like healing. — Lisa McMann
Truth, for any man, is that which makes him a man.
— Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The independence of all political and other bother is a happiness.
— Rutherford B. Hayes
And if someone should see, what matter they?
— Virginia Woolf