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Funny Speed Limit Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: My heart gladdens, knowing someone think of at

My heart gladdens, knowing someone think of at Christmas. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Speed Limit Quotes By Michel Faber: She and they were all the same under

She and they were all the same under the skin, weren't they? — Michel Faber

Funny Speed Limit Quotes By Si Robertson: Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

Funny Speed Limit Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: When it comes to divide an estate, the

When it comes to divide an estate, the politest men quarrel. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny Speed Limit Quotes By Steven Wright: I got pulled over by a cop, and

I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.' — Steven Wright

Funny Speed Limit Quotes By Sam Donaldson: There was a little bit of ham in

There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in me. — Sam Donaldson

Funny Speed Limit Quotes By Ray Bradbury: Jump and let's build our wings on the

Jump and let's build our wings on the way down — Ray Bradbury

Funny Speed Limit Quotes By John Mayer: You gotta be able to explain things to

You gotta be able to explain things to yourself when the lights go off and you get in the bed. You gotta deal with you at the end of the day. — John Mayer

Funny Speed Limit Quotes By A.D. Posey: When we write, we discover answers, though the

When we write, we discover answers, though the key is not in the discovery but in the timing of the implementation. — A.D. Posey

Funny Speed Limit Quotes By Jan Karon: It was a wonderful life. To have a

It was a wonderful life. To have a stage play right in this room, with real people acting real parts. — Jan Karon

Funny Speed Limit Quotes By Rick Yancey: Single death is a tragedy; a million is

Single death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. — Rick Yancey

Funny Speed Limit Quotes By Lucius Annaeus Seneca: You learn to know a pilot in a

You learn to know a pilot in a storm. — Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Funny Speed Limit Quotes By Larry David: I'm anti-cheese in a salad.

I'm anti-cheese in a salad. — Larry David

Funny Speed Limit Quotes By W. Lee O'Daniel: Washington is the only lunatic asylum in the

Washington is the only lunatic asylum in the world run by its own inmates. — W. Lee O'Daniel