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Funny Speech Quotes By Larry David: I gave a funny speech at my wife's

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David

Funny Speech Quotes By Luis Suarez: It's important for the team not to be

It's important for the team not to be relying on one player. — Luis Suarez

Funny Speech Quotes By Taylor Swift: the best people in life are free

the best people in life are free — Taylor Swift

Funny Speech Quotes By Abu Sufyan Ibn Harb: I know I'm not perfect & will never

I know I'm not perfect & will never become. Yet, I'm proud of being Me, with all humility & imperfections.
Cause this is the only life I have ... — Abu Sufyan Ibn Harb

Funny Speech Quotes By Jim Capaldi: There I met Gordon Jackson and Dave Meredith

There I met Gordon Jackson and Dave Meredith who were playing in local bands. — Jim Capaldi

Funny Speech Quotes By George Pell: The church is not primarily a political organisation.

The church is not primarily a political organisation. We're a religious organisation. There's a much greater opportunity. — George Pell

Funny Speech Quotes By Sol Luckman: Spanish - how shall I say this? -

Spanish - how shall I say this? - is like
Portuguese spoken with a speech impediment. — Sol Luckman

Funny Speech Quotes By Sol Luckman: I should think a dead language would be

I should think a dead language would be rather boring, socially
speaking. — Sol Luckman

Funny Speech Quotes By Craig Finn: I don't have a problem rhyming "bar" with

I don't have a problem rhyming "bar" with "car" - I do it all the time - but sometimes it doesn't feel right. — Craig Finn

Funny Speech Quotes By Lucinda Williams: Back in the 1960s, I saw Peter, Paul

Back in the 1960s, I saw Peter, Paul and Mary. I was at that age, about 14, and I was mesmerized. — Lucinda Williams

Funny Speech Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Put a gun to my head and paint

Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains. — Chuck Palahniuk

Funny Speech Quotes By William Strunk Jr.: Quotations introduced by that are regarded as in

Quotations introduced by that are regarded as in indirect discourse and not enclosed in quotation marks. — William Strunk Jr.

Funny Speech Quotes By Deborah Meier: The art of good teaching begins when we

The art of good teaching begins when we can answer the questions our students are really trying to ask us, if only they knew how to do so. — Deborah Meier

Funny Speech Quotes By Libby Bishop: You are the only thing I've ever needed.

You are the only thing I've ever needed. The only treasure that matters.
- Seamus Tierney — Libby Bishop

Funny Speech Quotes By Art Buchwald: I could have said something profound, but you

I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of a graduation speech. — Art Buchwald

Funny Speech Quotes By Victoria Schwab: Free caffeine and sugar, a recipe for making

Free caffeine and sugar, a recipe for making friends. — Victoria Schwab

Funny Speech Quotes By Winston S. Churchill: When eagles are silent, parrots begin to chatter.

When eagles are silent, parrots begin to chatter. — Winston S. Churchill

Funny Speech Quotes By Alan Finger: Range is of the ego, form is of

Range is of the ego, form is of the soul. — Alan Finger

Funny Speech Quotes By Confucius: The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly;

The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly; but those whose speech is upright may not be virtuous. — Confucius

Funny Speech Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said.

I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish to fight? — Patrick Rothfuss