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For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield

Nietzsche- a weak but strongly mustachioed, Lutheran Pastor's son. — N.D. Wilson

The knowledge worker cannot be supervised closely or in detail. He must direct himself toward performance and contribution — Matt Perman

How are you doing, son?"
"If you don't get started, I'll rip out your heart and have it for breakfast."
- Michael to Solo — Gena Showalter

I'm so proud of my son for being so funny! — Susan Boyle

Annabeth dies, trying to keep her boyfriend, the Son of Poseidon, from drowning. — Rick Riordan

Giving up pride means giving all credit and glory to Guru and Krishna. — Radhanath Swami

"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!" — Henny Youngman

"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too." — Charles Dickens

At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader. — Denis Markell

WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling the two AK-47s he's holding at the lot of us. "Get away from him, you bastards! — Jessica Khoury

Son, women are easy. They simply want everything. It's not difficult. — Penelope Douglas

His son. That funny creature that looked like a skinned rabbit was his son. — Lisa Marie Rice

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM! — Rick Riordan

I want my online content to be so good that Google's web crawler stops and says "Dayyyum son! — Ryan Lilly

On his teenage son: To be honest, I'm not sure the same kid comes home each night. — John Bishop

It's always funny until the hooker mentions her son. — Jon Stewart

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. — Jim Denny

I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"! — Rodney Dangerfield

Son of a poodle. — Michael Darling

I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. — Robert De Niro

- If you could describe my son in 3 words, what would you say?
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly. — Mary Papas

You ought to sue that son of a whore — Stephen King

Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject. — Shelby Metcalf

My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him. — Henny Youngman

Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Love, or the lack of it, is not within my domains of expertise. — Ken Liu

Like species, couples die out or evolve. — Marge Piercy

What are you doing now, you lazy drunken obscene unsayable son of an unnameable unmarried gipsy obscenity? What are you doing? — Ernest Hemingway,

I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. — Stephen King

I'll call you mine. — Maya Banks

June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them. — Rick Riordan

Rich enough that I don't have to tell em I'm rich — Drake

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. — Elizabeth Gaskell

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. — Craig Ferguson