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considerable discussion, the Draft Committee's submission received — R.C. Sproul

You're not exactly up for the Humanitarian of the Year award, so save your altruism for someone who can't see through you like cellophane. — Rebecca McNutt

He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to. — Charles Barkley

God will certainly care for all His creation. — Lailah Gifty Akita

someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rants
and her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy

A row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt. — Adam Rex

It's just ... how do I put this? Maybe it's just hard for me to imagine turning down something that's so much harder for someone like me to find. — Liz Czukas

We are only here for a little while, and our bodies belong to ourselves and no one else. — Penn Jillette

It's funny how you can have a broken heart while you're still with someone that you're madly in love with. Life fucks us hard like that. — Christine Celis

I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11." — Zach Galifianakis

I'm walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone's like 'yo man, you want to buy some heroin?' 'No ... got any Snapple?' — Mike Birbiglia

To understand how quickly we're cooking the planet, we need good data. To have good data, we need good satellites. — Jeff Goodell

He's so dumb he doesn't know he's alive. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Neither of them had kissed someone else in a while, but it didn't much matter. Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's funny, it doesn't matter — Maggie Stiefvater

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks. — Caroline Rhea

It's funny how once you like someone, even the unattractive things they do somehow become endearing. — Jasmine Warga

Segway will be to the car what the car was to the horse and buggy. — Dean Kamen

It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look. — Chris Robinson

Even if I tried to fill up the stadium in Ramat Gan, I don't think I could. — Ada Yonath

I feel like someone in a terribly sophisticated play. The funny part is, I'm not sophisticated. I'm not anything. I'm just me. — J.D. Salinger

Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny, I didn't like a lot of attention. — Michael Keaton

I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds. — Christopher Walken

Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava. — Mark Leiren-Young

Science Non Fiction/ Fantasy = Future — Deyth Banger

Teaching someone to be funny is like teaching someone to be fast. They're already fast. You're just making them faster. — Ali Farahnakian

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something! — Daniel Bryan

The fact remains that I am stuck with the risk of being me. I am compelled, therefor, to spread the risk around a little, if I can. — Kurt Vonnegut

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all. — Ricky Gervais

There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident — Josh Stern

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that. — Karl Pilkington

I like a funny girl. Smart. Talented. I like someone who is good at music - that always intrigues me. — Tom Felton

Now you look like someone who is trying not to be someone, as opposed to nobody not managing to be anybody. — Robert Bryndza

He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent. — James Dashner

Be a smart learner. Learn from your mistakes and adjust your behavior accordingly. — Ehab Atalla

Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget. — David Baldacci

Hmmm. Someone has a high opinion of himself. Comes with being royalty, I suppose. Like funny hats and a fondness for beheadings. — Brandon Sanderson