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When is the last time you got angry at someone treating you with respect? — Joseph Shrand MD

I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both. — Michael W. Grimard

Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny. — Bruce Springsteen

As long as you focus on your strengths and remain natural, then you come off natural [in your work]. — T.I.

We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now. — Dylan Moran

Who can plan so far ahead? I just promise myself to do the most interesting thing every time there's an opportunity. — Ken Liu

Jake fried up the fish, cooked rice with garlic, cilantro and green onions. Someday he was going to make some woman a wonderful wife. — Josh Lanyon

For me to dominate the Congress in spite of these fundamental differences is almost a species of violence which I must refrain from. — Mahatma Gandhi

I love her and we make each other happy. But if our happiness makes so many people unhappy, is it the right thing to do? — Chetan Bhagat

Warren returns from his room and sits back down at the table.
"I walked away for dramatic effect," he says. "I wasn't finished eating yet. — Colleen Hoover

The dream world, the true freedom of the imagination, does not open to self-conscious manipulation. — Wendy Beckett

I spent hours dreaming of the sunshine, the way it soaked into the city walls and made the yellow stones hot to lean on hours after the day had ended — Megan Whalen Turner

I do not support Hamas! I support human dignity and respect! I support sharing! I support Peace! #ceasefire — Madonna Ciccone

It felt a littlel less like a game. A trick. A trap. — David Levithan

I can't be in the same room as you right now." She hopped out of bed, taking the iPad with her. "Be ridiculous, then," said Ed. — Liane Moriarty

Everyone wants to label me, but I don't want to be labeled as a rapper or a movie actor. — Riff Raff

All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened. — Claudia Gray

Someday you'll meet people who are actually on crack and you won't think that's a super funny thing to say. — Patrick Stump

Eddie Murphy is just so off-the-cuff and can make anything funny. You hope that someday you'll acquire that skill, but maybe you're born with that. — Michael Pena

Someday my prince will come," she lamented softly, "too fast. — Melinda DuChamp

I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD. — Santosh Kalwar

It would be difficult to dispel ignorance unless there is freedom to pursue the truth unfettered by fear. — Aung San Suu Kyi