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Funny Soft Quotes By Anwar Robinson: An American Idol is someone who knows how

An American Idol is someone who knows how to change people's lives through music. — Anwar Robinson

Funny Soft Quotes By Anne Sexton: Became a woman who learned her own skin

Became a woman who learned her own skin and dug into her soul and found it full. — Anne Sexton

Funny Soft Quotes By Darynda Jones: Since I had a soft spot for zombies

Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z. — Darynda Jones

Funny Soft Quotes By Tabitha McGowan: Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?'

Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby. — Tabitha McGowan

Funny Soft Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Being fed, and having a soft bed, and

Being fed, and having a soft bed, and other people being in charge, seemed the most wonderful prospect in the world at that moment. — J.K. Rowling

Funny Soft Quotes By Megan Whalen Turner: You're awake," he said. "Phresine is not," pointed

You're awake," he said. "Phresine is not," pointed out the queen. "Oh?" "You gave her lethium." "She gave it to me first. — Megan Whalen Turner

Funny Soft Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: Right." A soft, choked laugh. "Kind of ruins

Right." A soft, choked laugh. "Kind of ruins the dramatic effect if I'm storming off in the wrong direction, doesn't it? — Kelley Armstrong

Funny Soft Quotes By Jonathan Franzen: Elective ignorance was a great survival skill, perhaps

Elective ignorance was a great survival skill, perhaps the greatest. — Jonathan Franzen

Funny Soft Quotes By Jane Austen: A large income is the best recipe for

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. — Jane Austen

Funny Soft Quotes By Rory McIlroy: It's incredible, ridiculous really, isn't it? You realise

It's incredible, ridiculous really, isn't it? You realise you can make more money on the golf tour in one week than some people make in a lifetime. — Rory McIlroy

Funny Soft Quotes By Amanda Penland: God knows my heart. That's what matters most.

God knows my heart. That's what matters most. — Amanda Penland

Funny Soft Quotes By Vicky Dreiling: Marriage is making you soft.""Actually, it's making me

Marriage is making you soft."
"Actually, it's making me hard. — Vicky Dreiling

Funny Soft Quotes By Cassandra Rose Clarke: She moved like water, graceful and soft and

She moved like water, graceful and soft and lovely. Every part of me wanted to stick out my foot and trip her, just to see her stumble. — Cassandra Rose Clarke

Funny Soft Quotes By Luke Bryan: Probably fishing is my first passion.

Probably fishing is my first passion. — Luke Bryan

Funny Soft Quotes By David Berg: We can't really understand just how wonderful Heaven

We can't really understand just how wonderful Heaven will be unless we first know how wonderful each of us will be when we get there. — David Berg

Funny Soft Quotes By Truman Capote: Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a

Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad. — Truman Capote

Funny Soft Quotes By Coco J. Ginger: Some chase after their dream job, while others

Some chase after their dream job, while others CREATE their dream job. — Coco J. Ginger

Funny Soft Quotes By Louis L'Amour: Shut up!" Joe's tone was ugly. "If you

Shut up!" Joe's tone was ugly. "If you ain't willing to try, you can go to hell. — Louis L'Amour

Funny Soft Quotes By Elizabeth Warren: It's a simple idea: We all do better

It's a simple idea: We all do better when we work together and invest in our future. — Elizabeth Warren

Funny Soft Quotes By Mason Cooley: Fail, and your friends feel superior. Succeed, and

Fail, and your friends feel superior. Succeed, and they feel resentful. — Mason Cooley

Funny Soft Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm not against people just being funny or

I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens. — Marc Maron

Funny Soft Quotes By Timothy Pina: WE All Can Make A Difference Towards A

WE All Can Make A Difference Towards A Better Humanity! — Timothy Pina