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There was Manderley, our Manderley, secretive and silent as it had always been, the gray stone shining in the moonlight of my dream ...
— Daphne Du Maurier
Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen
— Olivia Cunning
Accept the changes with love.
— Debasish Mridha
A woman who is comfortable in her own skin and cannot be made to feel bad about herself.
— Sherry Argov
It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars."
"I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed
"I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed
It takes me forever to write songs most of the time.
— Mark Linkous
You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?
— Catherine Lowell
We've become a plastic society.
— Bill Janklow
The great reformers of the world turn into the great misanthropists, if circumstances or organization do not permit them to act.
— Florence Nightingale
I guess I can put two and two together."
"Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two ... — Dashiell Hammett
"Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two ... — Dashiell Hammett
Now I was surprised and light-headed, like a domestic fowl that finds itself able to fly over a low fence in a moment of terror.
— Charles Portis
The past is a candle at great distance: too close to let you quit, too far to comfort you.
— Amy Bloom
Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
— Raheel Farooq
I don't have to try to be perfect at everything.
— Cindy Crawford