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Funny Smartass Quotes By Daphne Du Maurier: There was Manderley, our Manderley, secretive and silent

There was Manderley, our Manderley, secretive and silent as it had always been, the gray stone shining in the moonlight of my dream ... — Daphne Du Maurier

Funny Smartass Quotes By Olivia Cunning: Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen — Olivia Cunning

Funny Smartass Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Accept the changes with love.

Accept the changes with love. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Smartass Quotes By Sherry Argov: A woman who is comfortable in her own

A woman who is comfortable in her own skin and cannot be made to feel bad about herself. — Sherry Argov

Funny Smartass Quotes By Andrea Speed: It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is

It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars."
"I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed

Funny Smartass Quotes By Mark Linkous: It takes me forever to write songs most

It takes me forever to write songs most of the time. — Mark Linkous

Funny Smartass Quotes By Noam Chomsky: Deficit reduction is the demand of the financial

Deficit reduction is the demand of the financial institutions and the superrich, and in a rapidly declining democracy, that's what counts. — Noam Chomsky

Funny Smartass Quotes By Catherine Lowell: You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible

You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool? — Catherine Lowell

Funny Smartass Quotes By Andrea Speed: Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's

Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake. — Andrea Speed

Funny Smartass Quotes By Bill Janklow: We've become a plastic society.

We've become a plastic society. — Bill Janklow

Funny Smartass Quotes By Hank Green: Think of people as people, not problems that

Think of people as people, not problems that need to be solved. — Hank Green

Funny Smartass Quotes By Florence Nightingale: The great reformers of the world turn into

The great reformers of the world turn into the great misanthropists, if circumstances or organization do not permit them to act. — Florence Nightingale

Funny Smartass Quotes By Dashiell Hammett: I guess I can put two and two

I guess I can put two and two together."
"Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two ... — Dashiell Hammett

Funny Smartass Quotes By Charles Portis: Now I was surprised and light-headed, like a

Now I was surprised and light-headed, like a domestic fowl that finds itself able to fly over a low fence in a moment of terror. — Charles Portis

Funny Smartass Quotes By Amy Bloom: The past is a candle at great distance:

The past is a candle at great distance: too close to let you quit, too far to comfort you. — Amy Bloom

Funny Smartass Quotes By Zig Ziglar: If my life has had a theme, I

If my life has had a theme, I suppose it has been a typical American theme in that, for most of it, I have been looking for happiness and success. — Zig Ziglar

Funny Smartass Quotes By Raheel Farooq: Idiots are of two kinds: those who try

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. — Raheel Farooq

Funny Smartass Quotes By Cindy Crawford: I don't have to try to be perfect

I don't have to try to be perfect at everything. — Cindy Crawford