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Funny Sleeping Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night.

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. — Michael Summers

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Christopher Columbus: Goals are simply tools to focus your energy

Goals are simply tools to focus your energy in positive directions, these can be changed as your priorities change, new one added, and others dropped. — Christopher Columbus

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night.

I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them. — Michael Summers

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Michael Summers: I didn't dream about you last night. I

I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear. — Michael Summers

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Ralph W. Moss: It amazes me how much of what passes

It amazes me how much of what passes for knowledge in cancer therapy turns out to be incomplete, inadequate, and anecdotal. — Ralph W. Moss

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Nicole McKay: I had a dream about you last night

I had a dream about you last night ... Well I say dream I mean nightmare ... you were a Yankee fan. — Nicole McKay

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Jessica Biel: I've been involved with sports my whole life,

I've been involved with sports my whole life, which made clothes and makeup and handbags not that important as a kid. I just didn't care. — Jessica Biel

Funny Sleeping Quotes By J.M. Barrie: Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your

Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars. — J.M. Barrie

Funny Sleeping Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: "vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it,

"vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture. — G.K. Chesterton

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Emo Philips: I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. — Emo Philips

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I make love with a focus and intensity

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Jack Spicer: The poet is stepping out of the airplane.

The poet is stepping out of the airplane. — Jack Spicer

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Nicole McKay: I had a dream about you last night

I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. — Nicole McKay

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Quinn Loftis: Well, you are a wolf, I don't think

Well, you are a wolf, I don't think it's a good idea to start the habit of you sleeping in the bed, you know, with all the shedding and what-not. — Quinn Loftis

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night.

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist. — Michael Summers

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Amy Summers: I had a dream about you last night

I had a dream about you last night ... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror. — Amy Summers

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Beck Anderson: I was just wondering how long we were

I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together. — Beck Anderson

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night.

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Roger Moore: Not many of us are willing to give

Not many of us are willing to give up everything we have. — Roger Moore

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Molly Harper: Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole.

Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him. — Molly Harper

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Amy Summers: I had a dream about you last night

I had a dream about you last night ... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream. — Amy Summers

Funny Sleeping Quotes By David V. Picker: As my friend, Herb Gardner, once said about

As my friend, Herb Gardner, once said about writing, "Don't they realize they're paying us for doing something we'd be thrilled to do for nothing? — David V. Picker

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Colleen Doran: I don't like sleeping in the dark jungle

I don't like sleeping in the dark jungle by myself.
Ren — Colleen Doran

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Josh Stern: When you're out in the wilderness and get

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Taylor Swift: I think that growing up is something that

I think that growing up is something that you should do gradually. — Taylor Swift

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Foster

If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen> — Foster "Raul" Mkhabele

Funny Sleeping Quotes By Amy Summers: I had a dream about you last night

I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. — Amy Summers