Funny Sleeping Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Funny Sleeping

Funny Sleeping Quotes & Sayings

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I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. — Michael Summers

Goals are simply tools to focus your energy in positive directions, these can be changed as your priorities change, new one added, and others dropped. — Christopher Columbus

I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them. — Michael Summers

I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear. — Michael Summers

It amazes me how much of what passes for knowledge in cancer therapy turns out to be incomplete, inadequate, and anecdotal. — Ralph W. Moss

I had a dream about you last night ... Well I say dream I mean nightmare ... you were a Yankee fan. — Nicole McKay

I've been involved with sports my whole life, which made clothes and makeup and handbags not that important as a kid. I just didn't care. — Jessica Biel

Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars. — J.M. Barrie

"vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture. — G.K. Chesterton

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. — Emo Philips

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The poet is stepping out of the airplane. — Jack Spicer

I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. — Nicole McKay

Well, you are a wolf, I don't think it's a good idea to start the habit of you sleeping in the bed, you know, with all the shedding and what-not. — Quinn Loftis

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist. — Michael Summers

I had a dream about you last night ... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror. — Amy Summers

I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together. — Beck Anderson

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers

Not many of us are willing to give up everything we have. — Roger Moore

Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him. — Molly Harper

I had a dream about you last night ... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream. — Amy Summers

As my friend, Herb Gardner, once said about writing, "Don't they realize they're paying us for doing something we'd be thrilled to do for nothing? — David V. Picker

I don't like sleeping in the dark jungle by myself.
Ren — Colleen Doran

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

I think that growing up is something that you should do gradually. — Taylor Swift

If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen> — Foster "Raul" Mkhabele

I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. — Amy Summers