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But I seem to recall that you can rub the outside of an apple until it shines without ever eradicating the worm within. — Lauren Baratz-Logsted

The arc of your swing doesn't have a thing to do with the size of your heart. — Carol Mann

The ability to ask questions is the greatest resource in learning the truth. — Carl Jung

I like books that are funny, but that aren't trying to be funny. I like situational humor. — Shiloh Fernandez

The crime part is the engine that moves the narrative and allows me to write the other things I want to write about. — George Pelecanos

I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions. — Sarah Silverman

The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes by their old measurements. — George Bernard Shaw

When asked by her publisher why her work had not been submitted while on her honeymoon: I've been too fucking busy or vice versa — Dorothy Parker

I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes. — Bruce Robinson

I saw that my image was changing or fading. One of the reasons for taking a break from clubs was to be missed-not forgotten. — Sammy Davis Jr.

If only we could have picked our family... — Chloe Neill

I was a controversial figure on my reservation when I was a kid. I was mouthy and opinionated and arrogant. Nothing has changed. — Sherman Alexie