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Funny Single Life Quotes By Harvey MacKay: Day in and day out, your tax accountant

Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids — Harvey MacKay

Funny Single Life Quotes By Julie Powell: It was 10:30 in the morning and I

It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time. — Julie Powell

Funny Single Life Quotes By Lindsey Kelk: The point of the list wasn't just to

The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. — Lindsey Kelk

Funny Single Life Quotes By Hiroko Sakai: I'm OK with being single, but I'm not

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai

Funny Single Life Quotes By Shahla Khan: Face Book keeps asking me to complete my

Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving journalist. — Shahla Khan