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Funny Simple Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning!

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!" — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Simple Quotes By Tony Vigorito: So answer me, are you merely a cowardly

So answer me, are you merely a cowardly Moses, pointing the way to the Promised Land but poisoned by doubt and so unable to cross the River Jordan? — Tony Vigorito

Funny Simple Quotes By Oscar De La Hoya: I told you before, I'll fight anyone. I

I told you before, I'll fight anyone. I don't care. — Oscar De La Hoya

Funny Simple Quotes By Curnonsky: Make [food] simple and let things taste of

Make [food] simple and let things taste of what they are. — Curnonsky

Funny Simple Quotes By Tracey Alvarez: One simple kiss? Something must've shorted in her

One simple kiss? Something must've shorted in her brain, because this kiss tap-danced all over simple. — Tracey Alvarez

Funny Simple Quotes By John Slattery: I think I gravitate towards people who express

I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way. — John Slattery

Funny Simple Quotes By Jane Austen: Catherine- "How I hate the sight of an

Catherine- "How I hate the sight of an umbrella!"
Mrs. Allen- "They are disagreeable things to carry. I would much rather take a chair at any time. — Jane Austen

Funny Simple Quotes By Jenny Downham: Funny how when life was that simple, you

Funny how when life was that simple, you never really realized how lucky you were. — Jenny Downham

Funny Simple Quotes By Khaled Hosseini: A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple,

A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. — Khaled Hosseini

Funny Simple Quotes By Chic Murray: My father was a simple man; my mother

My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton. — Chic Murray

Funny Simple Quotes By David Frost: The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple:

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere." — David Frost

Funny Simple Quotes By Bertrand Russell: It's not what you have lost, but what

It's not what you have lost, but what you have left that counts. — Bertrand Russell

Funny Simple Quotes By CrimethInc.: One does not suffer nearly so much from

One does not suffer nearly so much from one's inadequacies as from one's unused abilities. — CrimethInc.

Funny Simple Quotes By Rick Steves: Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes

Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind. — Rick Steves

Funny Simple Quotes By Melissa Landers: Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process? — Melissa Landers

Funny Simple Quotes By Rick Yancey: For a being more advanced than I am,

For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question — Rick Yancey

Funny Simple Quotes By A.A. Patawaran: Words are music to the ears, alone or

Words are music to the ears, alone or together, with or without melody. — A.A. Patawaran

Funny Simple Quotes By Robert Pattinson: Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all,

Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this. — Robert Pattinson

Funny Simple Quotes By Alison Wong: Love is simple, if you allow it to

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

Funny Simple Quotes By Raneem Kayyali: This funny thing we call love, how simple

This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream. — Raneem Kayyali

Funny Simple Quotes By Dizzy Dean: Heck, if anybody told me I was setting

Heck, if anybody told me I was setting a record (strikeouts in a game on July 30, 1933) I'd of got me some more strikeouts. — Dizzy Dean