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I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!" — Mitch Hedberg

So answer me, are you merely a cowardly Moses, pointing the way to the Promised Land but poisoned by doubt and so unable to cross the River Jordan? — Tony Vigorito

I told you before, I'll fight anyone. I don't care. — Oscar De La Hoya

Make [food] simple and let things taste of what they are. — Curnonsky

One simple kiss? Something must've shorted in her brain, because this kiss tap-danced all over simple. — Tracey Alvarez

I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way. — John Slattery

Catherine- "How I hate the sight of an umbrella!"
Mrs. Allen- "They are disagreeable things to carry. I would much rather take a chair at any time. — Jane Austen

Funny how when life was that simple, you never really realized how lucky you were. — Jenny Downham

A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. — Khaled Hosseini

My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton. — Chic Murray

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere." — David Frost

It's not what you have lost, but what you have left that counts. — Bertrand Russell

One does not suffer nearly so much from one's inadequacies as from one's unused abilities. — CrimethInc.

Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind. — Rick Steves

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process? — Melissa Landers

For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question — Rick Yancey

Words are music to the ears, alone or together, with or without melody. — A.A. Patawaran

Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this. — Robert Pattinson

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream. — Raneem Kayyali

Heck, if anybody told me I was setting a record (strikeouts in a game on July 30, 1933) I'd of got me some more strikeouts. — Dizzy Dean