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I couldn't help myself as the words tumbled out. It was a sickness. — Penny Reid

He hath no power that hath not power to use. — Philip James Bailey

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. — Mark Twain

You come to us well tempered, my child, and it is not in my nature to be sorry for it. It is a well tempered blade that is the strongest. — R.L. LaFevers

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane." — Franklyn Ajaye

The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there! — Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes, we are so attached to our way of life that we turn down wonderful opportunities simply because don't know what to do with it. — Paulo Coelho

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is." — Tim Vine

Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment. — Danielle Wood

Some rules are nothing but old habits that people are afraid to change. — Therese Anne Fowler

A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game. — Tina Fey

Iraqi forces are still in control of the city, and they are engaging in an attrition war with the enemy. — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

But if love can be funny and capricious, it can also be strong enough to seem like a sign of insanity. — Chelsey Philpot

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I loved him, but he didn't want me anymore.
I suffered, and he laughed at my umanity.
This desire will be my end. — Sabrina Benulis

All those tattoos. A woman could get any tattoo she liked, but they all said the same thing. They were a sign reading AVAILABLE FOR RENT. — Joe Hill

A red eight-sided sign always means:
A) Stop.
B) Go.
C) Danger! Red octogons ahead! — Cuthbert Soup

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. — Rodney Dangerfield

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it? — Tom Baker

Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan

I always try to honor a character by being honest and truthful to who they are, in spite of my own personality and beliefs. — Jasmine Guy

The ultimate hate speech is to endorse homosexuality. — Gordon Klingenschmitt

Like a therapist hairdressers are in a position of trust. We are transforming not just how a person looks but how they feel. — Tabatha Coffey

The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. — Steven Wright

If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny. — Chris Rock

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

I've been trying to work on my positioning and defensive game. — Thomas Vanek