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He hath no power that hath not power to use.
— Philip James Bailey
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
— Mark Twain
You come to us well tempered, my child, and it is not in my nature to be sorry for it. It is a well tempered blade that is the strongest.
— R.L. LaFevers
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
— Franklyn Ajaye
The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson
Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment.
— Danielle Wood
Some rules are nothing but old habits that people are afraid to change.
— Therese Anne Fowler
Iraqi forces are still in control of the city, and they are engaging in an attrition war with the enemy.
— Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
But if love can be funny and capricious, it can also be strong enough to seem like a sign of insanity.
— Chelsey Philpot
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I loved him, but he didn't want me anymore.I suffered, and he laughed at my umanity.
This desire will be my end. — Sabrina Benulis
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
— Rodney Dangerfield
One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?
— Tom Baker
Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan
I always try to honor a character by being honest and truthful to who they are, in spite of my own personality and beliefs.
— Jasmine Guy
The ultimate hate speech is to endorse homosexuality.
— Gordon Klingenschmitt
Like a therapist hairdressers are in a position of trust. We are transforming not just how a person looks but how they feel.
— Tabatha Coffey
