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Funny Shorts Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: I notice that Autumn is more the season

I notice that Autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Funny Shorts Quotes By Sonya Bateman: I'm so far from lucky, I'm kissing its

I'm so far from lucky, I'm kissing its ass from the other side. — Sonya Bateman

Funny Shorts Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: Don't put beets in the soup, Reshi. They're

Don't put beets in the soup, Reshi. They're foul. — Patrick Rothfuss

Funny Shorts Quotes By David Long: If you're running around on bald tires, it

If you're running around on bald tires, it doesn't take a special nail. — David Long

Funny Shorts Quotes By Rick Riordan: She said this in the same way you

She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts. — Rick Riordan

Funny Shorts Quotes By James Dashner: The Creators," Minho said; then he spat on

The Creators," Minho said; then he spat on the floor. "I'm gonna break your faces! — James Dashner

Funny Shorts Quotes By Valgame: Time has a habit of changing hands the

Time has a habit of changing hands the trophy — Valgame

Funny Shorts Quotes By E.L. James: I glance down his body. He's still wearing

I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez
talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am. — E.L. James

Funny Shorts Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Love is the beauty and ecstasy of life.

Love is the beauty and ecstasy of life. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Shorts Quotes By Cath Crowley: I didn't say you weren't smart. I said

I didn't say you weren't smart. I said you were stupid."
"I guess I'm too dumb to see the difference. — Cath Crowley

Funny Shorts Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: There was nothing more bitter than a soul

There was nothing more bitter than a soul who had had its chance and thrown it away. — Brandon Sanderson

Funny Shorts Quotes By Gillian Flynn: I'm always looking for a reason to disregard.

I'm always looking for a reason to disregard. — Gillian Flynn

Funny Shorts Quotes By Tom Althouse: Winter has come to Maui. Time to get

Winter has come to Maui. Time to get out the plaid board shorts ... — Tom Althouse

Funny Shorts Quotes By Julie Garwood: Take pride away from a man and you

Take pride away from a man and you might as well run a knife through his heart. — Julie Garwood

Funny Shorts Quotes By Stephen King: Four young men in motorcycle jackets... set upon

Four young men in motorcycle jackets... set upon the man in khaki shorts and beat him unconscious with his own sandwich board. — Stephen King

Funny Shorts Quotes By Rita Rudner: Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits

Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer. — Rita Rudner

Funny Shorts Quotes By Patricia Crone: ideas generate action when they are believed regardless

ideas generate action when they are believed regardless of whether they are true or not in our opinion — Patricia Crone

Funny Shorts Quotes By Barack Obama: The War on Drugs has been an utter

The War on Drugs has been an utter failure. We need to rethink and decriminalize our marijuana laws. — Barack Obama