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Funny Short Joke Quotes By Auden Johnson: You, baby sister, keep trying to fit your

You, baby sister, keep trying to fit your body in a box it was never meant to be in. — Auden Johnson

Funny Short Joke Quotes By Brian Kilmeade: Their humility stopped them from seeking fame or

Their humility stopped them from seeking fame or fortune because their love of country sparked their exploits. — Brian Kilmeade

Funny Short Joke Quotes By Robert Jordan: Most people were more willing to talk about

Most people were more willing to talk about fighting than to do it, especially against soldiers. — Robert Jordan

Funny Short Joke Quotes By Oprah Winfrey: Joy is a sustained sense of well-being and

Joy is a sustained sense of well-being and internal peace - a connection to what matters. — Oprah Winfrey

Funny Short Joke Quotes By Charles Yu: If a lifetime in the end is remembered

If a lifetime in the end is remembered for a handful of days, this is one of them. — Charles Yu

Funny Short Joke Quotes By Brian May: The guitar has a kind of grit and

The guitar has a kind of grit and excitement possessed by nothing else. — Brian May

Funny Short Joke Quotes By John Irving: Nothing bears out in practice what it promises

Nothing bears out in practice what it promises incipiently. — John Irving

Funny Short Joke Quotes By William Shakespeare: Not that I loved Caesar less, but that

Not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved Rome more. — William Shakespeare

Funny Short Joke Quotes By Daniel Handler: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend

Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you're kidding. — Daniel Handler

Funny Short Joke Quotes By Jim Butcher: Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean there

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face. Harry Dresden — Jim Butcher

Funny Short Joke Quotes By Rutger Hauer: I make more movies than I see.

I make more movies than I see. — Rutger Hauer

Funny Short Joke Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Those who become successful are those who have

Those who become successful are those who have decided to 'take the bull by the horns — Sunday Adelaja

Funny Short Joke Quotes By Marilyn Grey: What would the earth be like, what would

What would the earth be like, what would we be like, if we never believed that we needed more than we were given? — Marilyn Grey