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I'm not a solid enough actor to have techniques.
— Rory Culkin
Just because someone desires you, it does not mean that they value you.
Read it over.
Again.
Let those words resonate in your mind. — Nayyirah Waheed
Read it over.
Again.
Let those words resonate in your mind. — Nayyirah Waheed
Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.
— Bill Bailey
Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.
— Victor J. Stenger
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman
Somebody needs to invent a shower for the mind, not just the body.
— Anna C. Salter
Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?"
"Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown
"Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown
Which will you take, the high road or the low road?"
"Which one is longer?"
"They're both short. — Yasutaka Tsutsui
"Which one is longer?"
"They're both short. — Yasutaka Tsutsui
I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap.
— Steve Wozniak
I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food".
— Carla H. Krueger
Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
When you expect the world to end at any moment, you know there is no need to hurry. You take your time, you do your work well.
— Thomas Merton