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Funny Scrooge Quotes By Gautama Buddha: He who has renounced all violence towards all

He who has renounced all violence towards all living beings, weak or strong, who neither kills nor causes others to kill - him I do call a holy man. — Gautama Buddha

Funny Scrooge Quotes By Chris Hemsworth: I'm not into watching stuff I did last

I'm not into watching stuff I did last week, let alone three or four years ago. — Chris Hemsworth

Funny Scrooge Quotes By Gretchen Rubin: Sleep is the new sex.

Sleep is the new sex. — Gretchen Rubin

Funny Scrooge Quotes By Lisa Guerrero: There's that initial reticence for some athletes to

There's that initial reticence for some athletes to take you seriously. — Lisa Guerrero

Funny Scrooge Quotes By Arnold H. Glasow: Make your life a mission - not an

Make your life a mission - not an intermission. — Arnold H. Glasow

Funny Scrooge Quotes By Barry Manilow: There's just no quiet in Vegas.

There's just no quiet in Vegas. — Barry Manilow

Funny Scrooge Quotes By Mila Kunis: I've had that conversation! "You had a minute!

I've had that conversation! "You had a minute! Why didn't you do that?" So if husbands could read our minds that would be great. — Mila Kunis

Funny Scrooge Quotes By Barbara Johnson: Patience is the ability to idle your motor

Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears. — Barbara Johnson

Funny Scrooge Quotes By Bubba Watson: I just wanna be me and play golf.

I just wanna be me and play golf. I'm just Bubba. — Bubba Watson

Funny Scrooge Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: And we sat like that, one creature in

And we sat like that, one creature in two bodies, for a long time, until I forgot what I'd been upset about and I was myself again. — Maggie Stiefvater

Funny Scrooge Quotes By Alivia Anders: How'd you sleep?""Like an angel.""Oh, the irony.

How'd you sleep?"
"Like an angel."
"Oh, the irony. — Alivia Anders

Funny Scrooge Quotes By Joseph Smith Jr.: I never told you I was perfect; but

I never told you I was perfect; but there is no error in the revelations which I have taught. — Joseph Smith Jr.

Funny Scrooge Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: No matter who reigns, the merchant reigns.

No matter who reigns, the merchant reigns. — Henry Ward Beecher