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I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.
— Mitch Hedberg
It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
— Corey Feldman
Politicians would only move beyond gestures once there was a critical mass of informed citizens.
— Paul Collier
The great man is the man who can get himself made and who will get himself made out of anything he finds at hand.
— Gerald Stanley Lee
Death exists, not as the opposite but as a part of life.
— Haruki Murakami
I foolishly thought that if I just 'made it' then everything would be okay. And everything wasn't okay.
— Trent Reznor
The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up!
— Mitch Hedberg
I believe it is important for people to create a healthy mental environment in which to accomplish daily tasks.
— Darren Johnson
