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These men seem not to know that poetry has its particular rules and precepts; and that history is governed by others directly opposite. — Lucian Of Samosata

Simon Hale, the British arranger, does all string and wood arrangements on my records. — Duncan Sheik

Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum! — Jonathan Safran Foer

The best of life is conversation, and the greatest success is confidence, or perfect understanding between sincere people. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes. — Bill Bryson

Screw you! You're a crappy best friend!!! — Jenny Han

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman

She looked in my heart one day And saw your image was there; She has gone weeping away. — W.B.Yeats

How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ... no eight! — Bill Bailey

Screw this. He'd blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal - my favorite way to play. — Rachel Vincent

It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy ... — Catherine O'Hara

newborns reminded her of tiny buddhas — Jodi Picoult

Screw sharks; a Transformer could be stretching up on its tippy toes and would still have a mile of cover to eat me. — Emma McLaughlin

Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful. — Simon Le Bon

She bared her teeth at me. "Screw you, shifter!"
"Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago. — Cori Moore

I was lured into a navvy's cottage tonight!" - Dear Popsy: Collected Postcards of a Private Schoolboy to his Father. — Eric Bishop-Potter

Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up — Heather Brewer

Does it hurt to be as suave as you, boss?" "It's agonizing." "Looks it. — Jim Butcher

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. — Jimmy Fallon

If I had to choose one which best characterized the condition of being a political leader in Athens, the word would be "tension". — Moses Finley

I thought about having a proper room,
breathing life into it, and nobody minding. — Jenny Valentine

The difference between Opinion and News is the adjectives used. — Benjamin Kane Ethridge

Stars are better off without us. — James S.A. Corey

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg