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A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words
— Shania Twain
I will never understand how a mother can kill her own baby and not get away with it.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.
— Natalya Vorobyova
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
— Darynda Jones
I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them.
— Buddy Hackett
If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole.
— Jussi Adler-Olsen
Whether it is better to forget and let wounds heal or remember and learn from the past is a crucial question for all of us, wherever we are.
— Romesh Gunesekera
The universe makes rather an indifferent parent, I'm afraid.
— Charles Dickens
When the years are dying in the arms of your life,the earth is in pain moving around the sun. — Munia Khan
Lampard is a specialist in insulting people very badly.
— Jens Lehmann
Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be.
— April Mae Monterrosa
I have your back, OK? Don't forget that. I won't let you.
— Karina Halle
Books want to be born: I never make them. They come to me and insist on being written, and on being such and such.
— Samuel Butler
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
The easier things are to buy, the more we consume.
— Erik Qualman
As stakeholders run for the exits, market value is destroyed, and with it the flexibility to make strategic decisions.
— Larry Downes
