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A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words — Shania Twain

I will never understand how a mother can kill her own baby and not get away with it. — Anthony Jeselnik

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie. — Natalya Vorobyova

Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all. — Matshona Dhliwayo

There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. — Darynda Jones

I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them. — Buddy Hackett

the practice blade back and forth. "I was making sure you were paying — Pierce Brown

If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

Whether it is better to forget and let wounds heal or remember and learn from the past is a crucial question for all of us, wherever we are. — Romesh Gunesekera

The universe makes rather an indifferent parent, I'm afraid. — Charles Dickens

When the years are dying in the arms of your life,
the earth is in pain moving around the sun. — Munia Khan

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it's no good living in the fucking past. — Mark Jackman

Lampard is a specialist in insulting people very badly. — Jens Lehmann

Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be. — April Mae Monterrosa

I have your back, OK? Don't forget that. I won't let you. — Karina Halle

Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs. — Bauvard

Books want to be born: I never make them. They come to me and insist on being written, and on being such and such. — Samuel Butler

Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. — Werley Nortreus

The easier things are to buy, the more we consume. — Erik Qualman

As stakeholders run for the exits, market value is destroyed, and with it the flexibility to make strategic decisions. — Larry Downes

Deal with the small before it becomes large. — Laozi

A daughter will follow in her mom's footsteps so make sure to set a good example. — Elizabeth George