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Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Glasser: WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:In your case,

WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:
In your case, ED is not a man's name. — Robin Glasser

Funny Robin Quotes By Paul Mooney: Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique

Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny. — Paul Mooney

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Williams: I went to rehab for alcoholism in wine

I went to rehab for alcoholism in wine country, just to keep my options open. — Robin Williams

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Glasser: WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You wanna

WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You wanna swing? Fine! See that tree branch? The one with the rope ... — Robin Glasser

Funny Robin Quotes By Jan Smuts: Instead of the animistic, mechanistic, or the mathematical

Instead of the animistic, mechanistic, or the mathematical universe, we see the genetic, organic, holistic universe. — Jan Smuts

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Williams: I wonder what chairs think about all day:

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." — Robin Williams

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Sloan: America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers.

America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want. — Robin Sloan

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Saxon: Oh, and Knievel stared you down, and you

Oh, and Knievel stared you down, and you gave in so quick." Jed laughed lowly, rubbing his hand over Redford's stomach. "You're now my cat's bitch. — Robin Saxon

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Sloan: Penumbra [...] produces another e-reader - it's a

Penumbra [...] produces another e-reader - it's a Nook. Then another one, a Sony. Another one, marked KOBO. Really? Who has a Kobo? — Robin Sloan

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Williams: Why do they call it rush hour when

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? — Robin Williams

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Williams: Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Benway: Henry narrowed his eyes at me. "You going

Henry narrowed his eyes at me. "You going somewhere?"
"Lacrosse field trip," I said. "I enjoy whacking the hell out of people with mallets. — Robin Benway

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Glasser: Words to live by: If at first you

Words to live by: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. — Robin Glasser

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Williams: Anything that is not funny at a certain

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny. — Robin Williams

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Williams: If women ran the world we wouldn't have

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. — Robin Williams

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Black: How funny it was. The very thing that

How funny it was. The very thing that had broken her heart, now no longer wanted. A trick of time. — Robin Black

Funny Robin Quotes By Auliq Ice: You need to re-assess your responsibility before making

You need to re-assess your responsibility before making any necessary conclusion. — Auliq Ice

Funny Robin Quotes By Ottilie Weber: You are stuck with me till the world

You are stuck with me till the world falls to pieces, and if we're not still standing even then we'll still find a way to be together ... — Ottilie Weber

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Williams: We have a president for whom English is

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. — Robin Williams

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Williams: We were talking briefly about cocaine ... yeah.

We were talking briefly about cocaine ... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams

Funny Robin Quotes By Aiden Wilson Tozer: The veil of money has never been about

The veil of money has never been about how much money you have but about how much money has you. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Jones Gunn: It's funny whom we end up choosing to

It's funny whom we end up choosing to love and who ends up choosing to love us. It's rarely the people we think it should be. — Robin Jones Gunn

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Williams: You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.' — Robin Williams

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Williams: If it's the Psychic Network why do they

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? — Robin Williams

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin LaFevers: He snorts in disbelief. Is that yet another

He snorts in disbelief. Is that yet another miracle of Mortain? That His acolytes are able to contort themselves enough to tend to their own backs? — Robin LaFevers

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Sloane: Whenever I come here, I pretend I'm living

Whenever I come here, I pretend I'm living in the future and the atmosphere is irradiated and wild bands of biodiesel bikers rule the dusty surface. — Robin Sloane

Funny Robin Quotes By Marly Chance: Liken had discovered that she was scared of

Liken had discovered that she was scared of heights, secretly read erotic stories, and had incredibly ticklish feet. — Marly Chance

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Williams: Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude? — Robin Williams

Funny Robin Quotes By Kate Carlisle: So how's the putrid pile of caca doing?

So how's the putrid pile of caca doing? — Kate Carlisle

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Palmer: I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu

I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu at the yoga studio would call kismet. That's like fate, but much more dramatic. — Robin Palmer

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Williams: The Second Amendment! It says you have the

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do! — Robin Williams

Funny Robin Quotes By Robin Thede: Too many writers get stuck in the trap

Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for. — Robin Thede