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WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:
In your case, ED is not a man's name. — Robin Glasser

Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny. — Paul Mooney

I went to rehab for alcoholism in wine country, just to keep my options open. — Robin Williams

WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You wanna swing? Fine! See that tree branch? The one with the rope ... — Robin Glasser

Instead of the animistic, mechanistic, or the mathematical universe, we see the genetic, organic, holistic universe. — Jan Smuts

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." — Robin Williams

America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want. — Robin Sloan

Oh, and Knievel stared you down, and you gave in so quick." Jed laughed lowly, rubbing his hand over Redford's stomach. "You're now my cat's bitch. — Robin Saxon

Penumbra [...] produces another e-reader - it's a Nook. Then another one, a Sony. Another one, marked KOBO. Really? Who has a Kobo? — Robin Sloan

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? — Robin Williams

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams

Henry narrowed his eyes at me. "You going somewhere?"
"Lacrosse field trip," I said. "I enjoy whacking the hell out of people with mallets. — Robin Benway

Words to live by: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. — Robin Glasser

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny. — Robin Williams

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. — Robin Williams

How funny it was. The very thing that had broken her heart, now no longer wanted. A trick of time. — Robin Black

You need to re-assess your responsibility before making any necessary conclusion. — Auliq Ice

You are stuck with me till the world falls to pieces, and if we're not still standing even then we'll still find a way to be together ... — Ottilie Weber

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. — Robin Williams

We were talking briefly about cocaine ... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams

The veil of money has never been about how much money you have but about how much money has you. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

It's funny whom we end up choosing to love and who ends up choosing to love us. It's rarely the people we think it should be. — Robin Jones Gunn

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.' — Robin Williams

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? — Robin Williams

He snorts in disbelief. Is that yet another miracle of Mortain? That His acolytes are able to contort themselves enough to tend to their own backs? — Robin LaFevers

Whenever I come here, I pretend I'm living in the future and the atmosphere is irradiated and wild bands of biodiesel bikers rule the dusty surface. — Robin Sloane

Liken had discovered that she was scared of heights, secretly read erotic stories, and had incredibly ticklish feet. — Marly Chance

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude? — Robin Williams

So how's the putrid pile of caca doing? — Kate Carlisle

I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu at the yoga studio would call kismet. That's like fate, but much more dramatic. — Robin Palmer

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do! — Robin Williams

Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for. — Robin Thede