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Funny Relatable Twitter Quotes By Dieter Rams: All too much of the man-made is ugly,

All too much of the man-made is ugly, inefficient, depressing chaos. — Dieter Rams

Funny Relatable Twitter Quotes By Justin Timberlake: I'll get you naked by the end of

I'll get you naked by the end of this song. — Justin Timberlake

Funny Relatable Twitter Quotes By Kelli Jae Baeli: I'm an open book. But some of the

I'm an open book. But some of the pages are stuck together. — Kelli Jae Baeli

Funny Relatable Twitter Quotes By Jeffrey Archer: War and Peace maddens me because I didn't

War and Peace maddens me because I didn't write it myself, and worse, I couldn't. — Jeffrey Archer

Funny Relatable Twitter Quotes By Lon Milo DuQuette: If we can't wake up to the fact

If we can't wake up to the fact that deep down inside we are good, then we deserve to remain asleep dreaming we are evil. — Lon Milo DuQuette

Funny Relatable Twitter Quotes By Deyth Banger: How everything comes?? I really don't know I

How everything comes??
I really don't know I can say that it comes from nowhere :D :d. — Deyth Banger

Funny Relatable Twitter Quotes By Carsten Jensen: Freedom had a thousand faces. But so did

Freedom had a thousand faces. But so did crime. The thought of what a man might do made me dizzy. — Carsten Jensen

Funny Relatable Twitter Quotes By Charles Haddon Spurgeon: Whatever our frame of mind, whether ecstasy or

Whatever our frame of mind, whether ecstasy or depression, David has exactly described our emotions. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Funny Relatable Twitter Quotes By Poppet: They're so retarded they think stereotype means typing

They're so retarded they think stereotype means typing with both hands. — Poppet

Funny Relatable Twitter Quotes By Benny Green: The first time we performed as a duo,

The first time we performed as a duo, we had already been playing together in various situations. — Benny Green

Funny Relatable Twitter Quotes By Robin McKinley: Vampire. Dangerous. Unknowable. Seriously creepy. This one's name

Vampire. Dangerous. Unknowable. Seriously creepy. This one's name was Constantine. We'd met before. — Robin McKinley

Funny Relatable Twitter Quotes By Herodotus: The sun will not shine on any country

The sun will not shine on any country that has borders with ours. — Herodotus

Funny Relatable Twitter Quotes By Max Barry: I will not be what I was made,

I will not be what I was made, but what I make. — Max Barry

Funny Relatable Twitter Quotes By Kate McCarthy: I love you like a couch potato loves

I love you like a couch potato loves his remote. - Brody Madden — Kate McCarthy