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Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream. — Natasha Leggero

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I know that now you - father you are reading this
Fuck you, fuck you, how did you decide to suicide fucking bastard!... — Deyth Banger

Organizing gods is like herding cats into straight lines. They don't take naturally to it. — Neil Gaiman

There is very hard bonding between Tears and Rain, often both falls together in Happiness and in Pain' -Samar Sudha — Samar Sudha

I remember my Republican Party as fiscally conservative, as caring about the environment. — Lincoln Chafee

Love is an attraction. It draws one person to another even though they are a thousand miles apart. — Debasish Mridha

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. — Kinky Friedman

It's true: Every time you kill an elk, you're saving some cow's life. — Edward Abbey

I feel like I'm meant to be a mom. — Kaley Cuoco

That's when I started the discipline of collecting quotes, stories, and illustrations for my speaking. — John C. Maxwell

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show ... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists. — Tina Fey

To think the way you do, you have to be a man who lives either on a tremendous despair, or on a tremendous hope.
On both perhaps. — Albert Camus

I'd be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational. — John Wilmot

Indulge me, John. Cynicism and foul language are the only vices I'm presently capable of. Everything else takes energy or money. — Mary Doria Russell

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows. — Kelly Link

It's the nature of the beast within us to keep going back to the familiar rather than to strap on faith and face the future. — Charles R. Swindoll

I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole." — Zach Galifianakis

Paco, we are all so much more than our faults, aren't we? — R. Elizabeth Carpenter