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Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By Rick Riordan: How flattering," I grumbled. "My soul glows.

How flattering," I grumbled. "My soul glows. — Rick Riordan

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By J.G. Ballard: This isn't just a shopping mall. It's more

This isn't just a shopping mall. It's more like ... "
"A religious experience?"
"Exactly! It's like going to church ... — J.G. Ballard

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By Patricia Briggs: I don't break; I bounce.

I don't break; I bounce. — Patricia Briggs

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By Douglas Adams: Abilene (AB-a-lene) adj. Descriptive of the pleasing coolness

Abilene (AB-a-lene) adj. Descriptive of the pleasing coolness on the reverse side of the pillow. — Douglas Adams

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: It's time for me to go. But I

It's time for me to go. But I would rather stay. — Abraham Lincoln

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By Mimi Jean Pamfiloff: closed my eyes for a quick nap. A

closed my eyes for a quick nap. A huge fucking — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By James Taylor: The Test arena is a place I have

The Test arena is a place I have been desperate to get back to, it is the pinnacle of the sport — James Taylor

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By John Duover: It was all fine until the girls started

It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.) — John Duover

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By Dale Carnegie: Even god doesn't propose to judge a man

Even god doesn't propose to judge a man till his last days, why should you and I? — Dale Carnegie

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By Sheryl Lee: You don't need to feel how you think

You don't need to feel how you think you should feel, or how somebody else thinks you should feel. There's no right or wrong way to feel. — Sheryl Lee

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By Meg Ryan: When I wear high heels I have a

When I wear high heels I have a great vocabulary and I speak in paragraphs. I'm more eloquent. I plan to wear them more often. — Meg Ryan

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By Sandra Chami Kassis: Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.

Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back. — Sandra Chami Kassis

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By A. Antares: The funny thing is, in reality we all

The funny thing is, in reality we all just presume that life is going to happen when we wake up in the morning. What if it didn't? — A. Antares

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: One hamburger stand on the entire beach. It

One hamburger stand on the entire beach. It felt un-American. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By Stephan Attia: Life is a joke, even though it is

Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. — Stephan Attia

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By Lauren Kate: Use the prise de fer!" Shelby called. "Lilith

Use the prise de fer!" Shelby called. "Lilith sucks at the prise de fer. Correction: Lilith sucks at everything, but especially the prise de fer. — Lauren Kate

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By William John Locke: What is a logical mind? ... It is

What is a logical mind? ... It is the antiseptic which destroys the bacilli of unreason whereby true happiness is vivified. — William John Locke

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Music is healing and soothing. It is the

Music is healing and soothing. It is the universal language of kindness and love. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Reality Of Life Quotes By Alexei Sayle: Even a blind dog can find a bone

Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often. — Alexei Sayle