Funny Reality Quotes
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Funny Reality Quotes & Sayings
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That time had a funny way of dimming the edges of reality until only something blurry remained,
— Nicholas Sparks
Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.
— Natasha Leggero
I do not think, Prospero,' he said, 'that one should attribute a very high degree of reality to your house.
— John Bellairs
Human reality is often simultaneously somber and funny.
— Tom Robbins
It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.
— Rick Riordan
Soon she cried and farted herself to sleep.
— Louise Erdrich
The Zionist Tulsa Jew who's pugnacious is a reality. I grew up around it. And I think it's really, really funny and surprising and unlikely.
— Edward Norton
Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
Craziness was considered funny, like all other things that were in reality frightening and profoundly shameful.
— Margaret Atwood
I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
— George Lopez
It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you watch them on a screen.
— Anthony Burgess
It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.)
— John Duover
Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am-Luna Lovegood — J.K. Rowling
I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
— Kristen Schaal
Tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny.
— Holmes Osborne
Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how clearly you could see things.
— Mary Higgins Clark
But it's funny how the memory works and how sometimes we just belive whatever we want.
— Chris Bohjalian
Obviously she's the kind of woman who gives people the benefit of the doubt. I prefer to assume bad stuff first; correct it later.
— Heather Day Gilbert
But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"
— Bill Bailey
Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny.
— Stephan Attia
I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."
— Zach Galifianakis
Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor.
— William Goldman
I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time.
— Robert Pattinson
The moment was surreal. A sometimes-autistic young man with two identities lecturing a room full of zombies on feelings and realities.
— Jonathan Friesen
