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Funny Real Twitter Quotes By Chris Cleave: Yu can't live if yu dead, neither. Yu

Yu can't live if yu dead, neither. Yu probly too smart to get dat. — Chris Cleave

Funny Real Twitter Quotes By Helen Hunt: I loved Julia Louis-Dreyfus's show 'The New Adventures

I loved Julia Louis-Dreyfus's show 'The New Adventures of Old Christine.' That made me laugh out loud. She's like Lucille Ball. She's brilliant. — Helen Hunt

Funny Real Twitter Quotes By Terrell Owens: I think there is something bigger in store

I think there is something bigger in store for me. — Terrell Owens

Funny Real Twitter Quotes By Ivan Glasenberg: I'm a CEO of a public company. You

I'm a CEO of a public company. You have to show decorum. — Ivan Glasenberg

Funny Real Twitter Quotes By Duncan Bannatyne: An entrepreneur in debt is an entrepreneur in

An entrepreneur in debt is an entrepreneur in business. — Duncan Bannatyne

Funny Real Twitter Quotes By Jay Mohr: I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up. — Jay Mohr

Funny Real Twitter Quotes By Elizabeth Gilbert: Curiosity is what keeps you working steadily, while

Curiosity is what keeps you working steadily, while hotter emotions may come and go. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Funny Real Twitter Quotes By Paula McLain: I loved him for a full year and

I loved him for a full year and then, in one night, all my wishing came apart. — Paula McLain

Funny Real Twitter Quotes By Virginia Brown: The hardest goodbyes are the ones that were

The hardest goodbyes are the ones that were never said and never explained, the ones where the story wasn't over. — Virginia Brown

Funny Real Twitter Quotes By Terry Pratchett: The babies looked similar, both being small, blotchy,

The babies looked similar, both being small, blotchy, and looking sort of, though not really, like Winston Churchill. — Terry Pratchett

Funny Real Twitter Quotes By Chris Bradford: Death is more universal than life. Everyone dies,

Death is more universal than life. Everyone dies, but not everyone lives — Chris Bradford

Funny Real Twitter Quotes By Emily Dickinson: Life is death we're lengthy at

Life is death we're lengthy at — Emily Dickinson

Funny Real Twitter Quotes By Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel: Life has value only when it has something

Life has value only when it has something valuable as its object. — Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Funny Real Twitter Quotes By David Whyte: There are millions of people living Thoreau's life

There are millions of people living Thoreau's life of quiet desperation, and they do not have the language to escape from that desperation. — David Whyte