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Funny Real Life Situation Quotes By Shelly Crane: I looked over at her. She raised an

I looked over at her. She raised an eyebrow and quirked her lip. "Waiting, miss I don't date and yet I just jumped out of mister hottie's truck." I — Shelly Crane

Funny Real Life Situation Quotes By Jerome K. Jerome: If he were a man of strong mind,

If he were a man of strong mind, it only gave him fits; but a person of mere average intellect it usually sent mad. — Jerome K. Jerome

Funny Real Life Situation Quotes By James McBride: Newt Gingrich wrote a novel, and he's a

Newt Gingrich wrote a novel, and he's a short story. Bill Clinton wrote a biography, and he's a novel. — James McBride

Funny Real Life Situation Quotes By LeCrae: A proud person is so busy looking down

A proud person is so busy looking down on others they cannot humble themselves to look up at God. — LeCrae

Funny Real Life Situation Quotes By Jennifer Niven: I just sat there letting that music cover

I just sat there letting that music cover me like a big, cozy blanket. — Jennifer Niven

Funny Real Life Situation Quotes By Geraldo Rivera: I think that the, Ted Cruz is not

I think that the, Ted Cruz is not even a natural-born citizen, argument will resonate for at least the next few weeks. — Geraldo Rivera

Funny Real Life Situation Quotes By Bill Cosby: I'm not saying looting is good, ... But

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop ... — Bill Cosby

Funny Real Life Situation Quotes By Tom Ford: I'm a believer in fate and in fulfilling

I'm a believer in fate and in fulfilling your destiny. I've always had a kind of inner voice that I have learned to listen to. — Tom Ford

Funny Real Life Situation Quotes By Reds Johnson: Jealousy is an ugly trait and sometimes blood

Jealousy is an ugly trait and sometimes blood ain't no thicker than water. — Reds Johnson

Funny Real Life Situation Quotes By Andrea Cremer: Do you still want Ren?" I listened to

Do you still want Ren?" I listened to my own heartbeat for a minute before answering. "Yes." "That's one hot mess, Cal." Ansel smiled at me. — Andrea Cremer

Funny Real Life Situation Quotes By Erin Hunter: I am proud of my children. They will

I am proud of my children. They will make great warriors. And I will watch over them forever. I promise. — Erin Hunter

Funny Real Life Situation Quotes By Casper Smart: Ages are mere reminders of the hours logged

Ages are mere reminders of the hours logged on this earth and the precious time remaining. — Casper Smart

Funny Real Life Situation Quotes By Michael Crichton: Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler ... Welcome

Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler ... Welcome to Jurassic Park. — Michael Crichton

Funny Real Life Situation Quotes By Frank Fairfield: Essentially any history we have is just a

Essentially any history we have is just a history of aristocrats. We don't have any history of people. — Frank Fairfield