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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record. — Richard Roberts

Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle. — Hilary Mantel

One does not simply ring Roland.
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff. — Todd Phillips

And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself. — Murray Walker

It is funny how no one seems to want my always excellent advice. — Anne Lamott

If I let you go are you going to hit me again?"
"What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile. — Adam Sandler

More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give. — Gerry Geek

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds. — Dave Barry

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? — Jerry Seinfeld

I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire. — Jim Norton

Being good has nothing to do with being a Boy !!. Better is the latter! — Nelson Jack

The ballgame is over ... in this inning. — Jerry Coleman

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

She wanted to be given a funny script so that she could make it funnier. — Nick Hornby

I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy. — Eric Drooker

Text messages are dying a funny kind of death. — Anonymous

HERE LIES THE MYSTERY PISSER

P.I.P. — Wendelin Van Draanen

So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. — Tim Vine

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger

Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers

It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless. — Caprice Bourret

He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery. — Holly Black

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

As humans we speak one language ... — Avril Lavigne

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.' — David Letterman

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. — Dave Grohl

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind. — Lois Greiman

How much detention did you get?
Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins