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This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.-Ty Henderson — Madeleine Urban
Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
The Internet is a powerful way to make lots of money ... But we are not going to buy Yahoo!
— Sumner Redstone
By studying human history, we can realize how much of human stupidity has fallen on fertile ground. Is gravity guilty for such an occurrence too?
— Eraldo Banovac
Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
What is left over if I subtract the fact that my arms goes up from the fact that I raise my arm?
— Ludwig Wittgenstein
No one will ever shine in conversation, who thinks of saying fine things: to please, one must say many things indifferent, and many very bad.
— Francis Lockier
You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.
— Amit Kalantri
When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
You can make the best of it or you can let it get the best of you. Those are your two choices. — Tanya Masse
Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
The Bronx always seemed very dreary to me.
— Amy Heckerling
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
— Terry Pratchett
A great wind is blowing and that either gives you imagination ... or a headache.
— Catherine The Great
Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,
— Steven Pinker
Them made a remarkable team. Jade and David allowed Timmie to
— Danielle Steel
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
What gets me, Varinka, is not really the lack of money but all those little troubles life is full of, all whispering, all those jeers and jokes.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Artists, by their free expressions, encourage others to be free. This is the quality that makes works of art enduring.
— Marty Rubin
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.
— Amunhotep El Bey
You think that it must be great to be Superman but it's also hard to be Superman, especially when growing up.
— Charles Roven
You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt
— Laurell K. Hamilton
As long as armies exist, any serious quarrel will lead to war.
— Albert Einstein