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Funny Putting Quotes By Ray Wilkins: We could be putting the hammer in Luton's

We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin — Ray Wilkins

Funny Putting Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Funny Putting Quotes By Henny Youngman: 2 Guys in a health club, one is

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!" — Henny Youngman

Funny Putting Quotes By Richelle Mead: Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it. — Richelle Mead

Funny Putting Quotes By Steve Martin: Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose

Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny. — Steve Martin

Funny Putting Quotes By C.S. Lewis: It is funny how mortals always picture us

It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out. — C.S. Lewis

Funny Putting Quotes By Edsger Dijkstra: If debugging is the process of removing software

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. — Edsger Dijkstra

Funny Putting Quotes By Dashiell Hammett: I said: All right, talk, but do you

I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ... — Dashiell Hammett

Funny Putting Quotes By Amy Poehler: Try putting your iPhones down every once in

Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces. — Amy Poehler

Funny Putting Quotes By Fred Allen: He writes so well he makes me feel

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose. — Fred Allen

Funny Putting Quotes By Nicole McKay: Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten

Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick. — Nicole McKay