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I know my rights.""And I know you're wrong. — Scott Blagden
With the right alignment, everything you want makes its way into your experience. You are the keeper of your own gate.
— Esther Hicks
Death? Why this fuss about death? Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil.
— Charlotte Perkins Gilman
The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.
— Joseph Gordon-Levitt
The assumption of an absolute determinism is the essential foundation of every scientific enquiry.
— Max Planck
Sometimes in life one experiences an emotion which is so strong that it is difficult to think, or to reason.
— Eric Cantona
He who does not long to know more of Christ, knows nothing of Him yet.
— Charles Haddon Spurgeon
The ideal society can be described, quite simply, as that in which no man has the power of means to coerce others.
— Edward Abbey
Would I laugh?""Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. — Margaret Atwood
Truly, life is wasted on the living, Nobody Owens. For one of us is too foolish to live, and it is not I.
— Neil Gaiman
Sometimes justice was all about the small victories.
— Susan Dennard
The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things.
— Rainer Maria Rilke
He who has no dreams has no hope and thus lives in a hell of his own making - rjs
— Rassool Jibraeel Snyman
WE ARE THE CANAANITES. WE ARE THEY THAT HAVE BEEN DRIVEN OUT OF THE LAND OF CANAAN BY THE JEWISH ROBBER, JOSHUA.
— Mark Twain
