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Funny Pull Up Quotes By Diane Arbus: Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. — Diane Arbus

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Daniel Tosh: How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their

How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Abraham Maslow: Religion becomes a state of mind achievable in

Religion becomes a state of mind achievable in almost any activity of life, if this activity is raised to a suitable level of perfection. — Abraham Maslow

Funny Pull Up Quotes By M.D. Saperstein: I pull out my e-reader and get back

I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me. — M.D. Saperstein

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Olivia Munn: If you think something's funny, go with that.

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. — Olivia Munn

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Tim Vine: I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah.

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. — Tim Vine

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Jay Maisel: If you can capture the element of surprise,

If you can capture the element of surprise, you're way ahead of the game. — Jay Maisel

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Jeff Valdez: Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Si Robertson: I'm the master of distractions. A couple of

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. — Si Robertson

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Benedict Cumberbatch: Pull the hair on my head the wrong

Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles. — Benedict Cumberbatch

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Joe Biden: Based on my own experiences, I made sure,

Based on my own experiences, I made sure, and I'm proud of this, that the Common Core curriculum is hard on plagiarizers. — Joe Biden

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Mike Ingham: Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the

Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the big bullet out of the top drawer — Mike Ingham

Funny Pull Up Quotes By George W. Bush: We hope that diplomacy works before you ever

We hope that diplomacy works before you ever use force. The hardest decision a president makes is ever to use force. — George W. Bush

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Alex Graves: It's funny because 'West Wing' is similar to

It's funny because 'West Wing' is similar to 'Game of Thrones' in some ways, as it was very hard to pull off back then. — Alex Graves

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Megan Miranda: I thought that this must be what purgatory

I thought that this must be what purgatory was like. Can't go forward. Can't go back. Awaiting some official judgment. — Megan Miranda

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Gretchen Preston: I wish there were jokes in the cat

I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we can pull on the boys. — Gretchen Preston

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Mark Wahlberg: I miss being able to wake up when

I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. — Mark Wahlberg

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Auliq Ice: I am always happy, because whenever I am

I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL. — Auliq Ice

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Michael Fassbender: At one point you think, well, it's funny,

At one point you think, well, it's funny, I could just be a starving actor. So if somebody were to pull the plug, there'd be no room for complaint. — Michael Fassbender

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Maureen Daly: It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your

It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your head, it is so pleasant to pull them all out and think them all over again. — Maureen Daly

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Jim Norton: I don't pull out because ... it's not

I don't pull out because ... it's not my problem. — Jim Norton

Funny Pull Up Quotes By S.C. Stephens: If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least

If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair! — S.C. Stephens

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Adrian Barnes: I could pull off a 'man', but never,

I could pull off a 'man', but never, quite, a 'dude'. — Adrian Barnes

Funny Pull Up Quotes By Bo Burnham: I'm a stand up comic and I always

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham