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Funny Pull Up Quotes & Sayings

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Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. — Diane Arbus

How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender. — Daniel Tosh

Religion becomes a state of mind achievable in almost any activity of life, if this activity is raised to a suitable level of perfection. — Abraham Maslow

I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me. — M.D. Saperstein

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. — Olivia Munn

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. — Tim Vine

If you can capture the element of surprise, you're way ahead of the game. — Jay Maisel

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. — Si Robertson

Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles. — Benedict Cumberbatch

Based on my own experiences, I made sure, and I'm proud of this, that the Common Core curriculum is hard on plagiarizers. — Joe Biden

Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the big bullet out of the top drawer — Mike Ingham

We hope that diplomacy works before you ever use force. The hardest decision a president makes is ever to use force. — George W. Bush

It's funny because 'West Wing' is similar to 'Game of Thrones' in some ways, as it was very hard to pull off back then. — Alex Graves

I thought that this must be what purgatory was like. Can't go forward. Can't go back. Awaiting some official judgment. — Megan Miranda

I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we can pull on the boys. — Gretchen Preston

I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. — Mark Wahlberg

I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL. — Auliq Ice

At one point you think, well, it's funny, I could just be a starving actor. So if somebody were to pull the plug, there'd be no room for complaint. — Michael Fassbender

It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your head, it is so pleasant to pull them all out and think them all over again. — Maureen Daly

I don't pull out because ... it's not my problem. — Jim Norton

If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair! — S.C. Stephens

I could pull off a 'man', but never, quite, a 'dude'. — Adrian Barnes

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham