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Funny Pull Out Quotes By Diane Arbus: Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. — Diane Arbus

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Daniel Tosh: How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their

How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Pull Out Quotes By M.D. Saperstein: I pull out my e-reader and get back

I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me. — M.D. Saperstein

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Elizabeth Eulberg: After all, most trouble usually starts with a

After all, most trouble usually starts with a boy. — Elizabeth Eulberg

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Olivia Munn: If you think something's funny, go with that.

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. — Olivia Munn

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Tim Vine: I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah.

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. — Tim Vine

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Jeff Valdez: Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Si Robertson: I'm the master of distractions. A couple of

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. — Si Robertson

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Michael A. Singer: There is a type of dream, called a

There is a type of dream, called a lucid dream, in which you know that you're dreaming. — Michael A. Singer

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Benedict Cumberbatch: Pull the hair on my head the wrong

Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles. — Benedict Cumberbatch

Funny Pull Out Quotes By George Soros: Markets can influence the events that they anticipate.

Markets can influence the events that they anticipate. — George Soros

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Mike Ingham: Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the

Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the big bullet out of the top drawer — Mike Ingham

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Peter Capaldi: I wake up in the morning, and I

I wake up in the morning, and I go, 'I'm Doctor Who! I'm playing Doctor Who. I'm Doctor Who.' — Peter Capaldi

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Alex Graves: It's funny because 'West Wing' is similar to

It's funny because 'West Wing' is similar to 'Game of Thrones' in some ways, as it was very hard to pull off back then. — Alex Graves

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Morgan Rice: You're not a soldier, boy. You're not like

You're not a soldier, boy. You're not like your brothers. You're a herder. Your life is here. — Morgan Rice

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Dada Bhagwan: Do not say; 'Its' ok'. Say 'Its' good'

Do not say; 'Its' ok'. Say 'Its' good' and then it will indeed be good. — Dada Bhagwan

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Gretchen Preston: I wish there were jokes in the cat

I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we can pull on the boys. — Gretchen Preston

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Mark Wahlberg: I miss being able to wake up when

I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. — Mark Wahlberg

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Bo Burnham: I'm a stand up comic and I always

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Dennis Lehane: Happiness comes in moments, & then it's gone

Happiness comes in moments, & then it's gone until the next time. Could be years. But sadness settles it. — Dennis Lehane

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Kate Bush: I am just trying to be a good,

I am just trying to be a good, protective mother. I want to give Bertie as normal a childhood as possible while preserving his privacy. — Kate Bush

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Joseph Conrad: To the destruction of what is.

To the destruction of what is. — Joseph Conrad

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Auliq Ice: I am always happy, because whenever I am

I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL. — Auliq Ice

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Pope Francis: It is important to integrate immigrants into society

It is important to integrate immigrants into society and to welcome them in the church community — Pope Francis

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Julia Kent: Yep. They're real. You really can sign on

Yep. They're real. You really can sign on as a mystery — Julia Kent

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Michael Fassbender: At one point you think, well, it's funny,

At one point you think, well, it's funny, I could just be a starving actor. So if somebody were to pull the plug, there'd be no room for complaint. — Michael Fassbender

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Suzanne Collins: Hope, it is the only thing stronger than

Hope, it is the only thing stronger than fear. A little hope is effective, a lot of hope is dangerous. — Suzanne Collins

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Maureen Daly: It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your

It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your head, it is so pleasant to pull them all out and think them all over again. — Maureen Daly

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Mary Shelley: I cannot tell you how I loathe talking

I cannot tell you how I loathe talking about myself. — Mary Shelley

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Jim Norton: I don't pull out because ... it's not

I don't pull out because ... it's not my problem. — Jim Norton

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Jeanne DuPrau: This world was huge. There must be another

This world was huge. There must be another place in it for the people of Ember. — Jeanne DuPrau

Funny Pull Out Quotes By S.C. Stephens: If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least

If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair! — S.C. Stephens

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Ann Richards: People work for a living. They got families

People work for a living. They got families to raise. Their lives are tough. — Ann Richards

Funny Pull Out Quotes By Adrian Barnes: I could pull off a 'man', but never,

I could pull off a 'man', but never, quite, a 'dude'. — Adrian Barnes