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Funny Procrastination Quotes By Jamie McGuire: I've heard you're the only person who's allowed

I've heard you're the only person who's allowed to put Travis in his place. That's an honorable title. — Jamie McGuire

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Don Rickles: Showbiz is great if you're successful.

Showbiz is great if you're successful. — Don Rickles

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Arnold Bennett: Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan. — Arnold Bennett

Funny Procrastination Quotes By K. K. Barrett: I have a funny process : it's called

I have a funny process : it's called procrastination. — K. K. Barrett

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Andre Dubus: He learned how quickly love died when you

He learned how quickly love died when you weren't looking; if you weren't looking. — Andre Dubus

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Arthur C. Clarke: he filled to perfection the classic recipe for

he filled to perfection the classic recipe for a small boy: "a noise surrounded by dirt. — Arthur C. Clarke

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Don Roff: Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode.

Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode. — Don Roff

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: All we have is here and now. That's

All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. — Ellen DeGeneres

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Josh Billings: The greatest thief this world has ever produced

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. — Josh Billings

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Jean Piaget: The essential functions of the mind consist in

The essential functions of the mind consist in understanding and in inventing, in other words, in building up structures by structuring reality. — Jean Piaget

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Elizabeth Bowen: We have really no absent friends.

We have really no absent friends. — Elizabeth Bowen

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Demetri Martin: This is a pie chart about procrastination.

This is a pie chart about procrastination. — Demetri Martin

Funny Procrastination Quotes By King Of Queens: Wife credit is like a piece of fish.

Wife credit is like a piece of fish. As soon as you get it, it starts to go bad. — King Of Queens

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Andrzej Sapkowski: I mistook stars reflected in a pond at

I mistook stars reflected in a pond at night for those in the sky. — Andrzej Sapkowski

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Steven Tyler: I was born when the Dead Sea was

I was born when the Dead Sea was still sick. — Steven Tyler

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Madame De Stael: Truth and, by consequence, liberty, will always be

Truth and, by consequence, liberty, will always be the chief power of honest men. — Madame De Stael

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: There's never been a moment," he barely said,

There's never been a moment," he barely said, "when I didn't recognize you. — Rainbow Rowell

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Zig Ziglar: New research shows that you will be dead

New research shows that you will be dead longer than you will be alive. — Zig Ziglar

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Veronica Webb: Underwear is everything because we all know that

Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day. — Veronica Webb

Funny Procrastination Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less! — E.A. Bucchianeri

Funny Procrastination Quotes By Cynthia Ozick: One reason writers write is out of revenge.

One reason writers write is out of revenge. — Cynthia Ozick