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If you don't like the weather, just wait five minutes.
— Edward Hancox
Is there worse evil than that which goes in the mask of good?
— Lloyd Alexander
Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants.
— Christa Faust
No action will be considered blameless, unless the will was so, for by the will the act was dictated.
— Seneca The Younger
We are fascinated by Ramses as Renaissance Christians were by the American Indians, those (human?) beings who had never known the word of Christ.
— Jean Baudrillard
The women are always vixens or monsters. They can't just be normal people in the book.
— Margaret Drabble
The heart wants to go on; that is its dharma. For unless it moves, it dies.
— Rabindranath Tagore
I wanted to be a musician, either a guitarist or a drummer. I guess my dreams were in the entertainment industry, and I landed somewhere along there.
— Israel Broussard
I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office.
— William Ritter
Troubles are usually the brooms and shovels that smooth the road to a good man's fortune.
— Saint Basil
The truth is, the 'Fortune' 500 prefer lobbying to campaigning.
— Bradley A. Smith
All my friends were cheerleaders, and I was the girl who hung out at home. I just worked on my music all the time.
— Meghan Trainor
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
— Rodney Dangerfield