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Funny Prisons Quotes By Edward Hancox: If you don't like the weather, just wait

If you don't like the weather, just wait five minutes. — Edward Hancox

Funny Prisons Quotes By Lloyd Alexander: Is there worse evil than that which goes

Is there worse evil than that which goes in the mask of good? — Lloyd Alexander

Funny Prisons Quotes By Dick Cheney: Everyone knows that you're not really a real

Everyone knows that you're not really a real man unless you own a gun. — Dick Cheney

Funny Prisons Quotes By Christa Faust: Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks.

Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants. — Christa Faust

Funny Prisons Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Be courageous enough to learn from failures and

Be courageous enough to learn from failures and bold enough to begin anew. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Prisons Quotes By Seneca The Younger: No action will be considered blameless, unless the

No action will be considered blameless, unless the will was so, for by the will the act was dictated. — Seneca The Younger

Funny Prisons Quotes By Jean Baudrillard: We are fascinated by Ramses as Renaissance Christians

We are fascinated by Ramses as Renaissance Christians were by the American Indians, those (human?) beings who had never known the word of Christ. — Jean Baudrillard

Funny Prisons Quotes By Margaret Drabble: The women are always vixens or monsters. They

The women are always vixens or monsters. They can't just be normal people in the book. — Margaret Drabble

Funny Prisons Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: You must be able to communicate properly with

You must be able to communicate properly with the people you want to minister to — Sunday Adelaja

Funny Prisons Quotes By Rabindranath Tagore: The heart wants to go on; that is

The heart wants to go on; that is its dharma. For unless it moves, it dies. — Rabindranath Tagore

Funny Prisons Quotes By Israel Broussard: I wanted to be a musician, either a

I wanted to be a musician, either a guitarist or a drummer. I guess my dreams were in the entertainment industry, and I landed somewhere along there. — Israel Broussard

Funny Prisons Quotes By William Ritter: I had heard of offices feeling like prisons,

I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office. — William Ritter

Funny Prisons Quotes By Saint Basil: Troubles are usually the brooms and shovels that

Troubles are usually the brooms and shovels that smooth the road to a good man's fortune. — Saint Basil

Funny Prisons Quotes By Bradley A. Smith: The truth is, the 'Fortune' 500 prefer lobbying

The truth is, the 'Fortune' 500 prefer lobbying to campaigning. — Bradley A. Smith

Funny Prisons Quotes By Meghan Trainor: All my friends were cheerleaders, and I was

All my friends were cheerleaders, and I was the girl who hung out at home. I just worked on my music all the time. — Meghan Trainor

Funny Prisons Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I knew a girl so ugly, they use

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. — Rodney Dangerfield