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Funny Player Quotes By Bill Walton: Mick Jagger is in better shape than far

Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards. — Bill Walton

Funny Player Quotes By Russell Malone: If you want to work consistently, you have

If you want to work consistently, you have to be a team player. — Russell Malone

Funny Player Quotes By Pete Incaviglia: People think [baseball players] make $3 million and

People think [baseball players] make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000. — Pete Incaviglia

Funny Player Quotes By Mo Williams: I'm no different than any other expendable player.

I'm no different than any other expendable player. — Mo Williams

Funny Player Quotes By Sheryl Crow: People don't realize that I'm really funny and

People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player. — Sheryl Crow

Funny Player Quotes By Kate Atkinson: It was funny because she thought of herself

It was funny because she thought of herself as a good team player, although sometimes she suspected that no one else on her team did. — Kate Atkinson

Funny Player Quotes By Sydney J. Harris: When a baseball player makes an error, it

When a baseball player makes an error, it goes into the record and is published. How many of us could stand this sort of daily scrutiny? — Sydney J. Harris

Funny Player Quotes By John Paxson: Magic Johnson is the best player who plays

Magic Johnson is the best player who plays on the ground, and Michael Jordan is the best player who plays in the air. — John Paxson

Funny Player Quotes By Marsha Warfield: Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch,

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield

Funny Player Quotes By Theo Foley: Systems are made by players rather than players

Systems are made by players rather than players making systems — Theo Foley

Funny Player Quotes By Kevin Keegan: The Germans only have one player under 22,

The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23! — Kevin Keegan

Funny Player Quotes By John Madden: I always used to tell my players that

I always used to tell my players that we are here to win! And you know what, Al? When you don't win, you lose. — John Madden