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Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters. — Dakota Fanning

I know I can't play funny roles in movies. I tried, and it didn't work. — Sylvester Stallone

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has. — Jerry Coleman

Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long. — William Congreve

Check my riddle, and I'll let you play my fiddle. — Zack Love

I only know how to play two ways: reckless and abandon. — Magic Johnson

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have nothing to play with. — Rodney Dangerfield

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. — Tom Sizemore

But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings. — Ted Lindsay

God writes a lot of comedy ... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor

After Michael Jordan had scored a play-off record 69 points - I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points. — Stacey King

Do you know who I would love to play? Morticia Addams - then I could use all that darkness to be funny. — Monica Bellucci

I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies. — Dom DeLuise

We can't play stupid hockey, dumb hockey, greedy hockey, selfish hockey. We have to put the team ahead of our personal feelings. — Terry Crisp

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. — Richard Belzer

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. — Oscar Wilde

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie. — Natalya Vorobyova

But as an escort it's our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants. — S.K. Logsdon

You're not going to campus. You're going out to get drunk and play with other ladies' boobies. - Kye — Krista Alasti

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself. — Will Rogers

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. — Bill Shankly

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. — Holly Hood

In my own country, I play light comedies and funny parts. — Carice Van Houten

Grubb goes back, back ... He's under the warning track and makes the play. — Jerry Coleman

It would be really nice to make a record that would be super-fun to play live - a record that would be funny, with a little bit of heart. — Ryan Adams

Clint Eastwood's a good friend, too - he and I used to play in softball games together. — Lee Majors

This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer. — Charisma Carpenter

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

Play out a boring game to the end and funny things can happen; Fischer knew it. — Hans Ree

A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role. — John Krasinski

I have 4 kids already, I don't need anymore. I'm a single parent. I'm taking them through Europe and make them play funny instruments. — Ville Valo

Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience. — Jon Winokur

To be sitting on the bench behind somebody who only started to play when he was 30 is not funny. — Jens Lehmann

G'bye, I'm going out to play! — Shel Silverstein

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist? — Steven Wright

One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. — George Archer

Did you play? It sounded very good. — Eugene Ormandy

It's a lot of bling to play with. You got to have the bling. — Serena Williams

Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!" — Mitch Hedberg

I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about you. — Mike Birbiglia

I feel like someone in a terribly sophisticated play. The funny part is, I'm not sophisticated. I'm not anything. I'm just me. — J.D. Salinger

That, and you have quite the temper."
I play fully punched his arm. "Watch it, before you really feel my wrath. — August Westman

Screw this. He'd blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal - my favorite way to play. — Rachel Vincent

I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just play them really badly. — Stephen Schneider

It's funny: I'm a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it's been a solitary thing. — Gary Oldman

One thing's for sure: now when I look at Funny Girl (1968), I think I was gorgeous. I was too beautiful to play Fanny Brice. — Barbra Streisand

I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life. — Kiefer Sutherland

If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there. — Brian Clough

I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes. — Phil Rizzuto

So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs. — Neil Innes

All the great guitarists have a spirit-a way they play and don't play. — Eddie Martinez

What a pathetic play from a pathetic human being. — Bill Walton

Grover: It's a very sweet love story. I get misty-eyed every time I play it. So does Percy, but I think that's because he's laughing at me. — Rick Riordan

You're starting to sound like one of those songs that DJ's play when they wanna clear out the dancefloor. — Alex Bergauer

Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden. — Spike Milligan

Play and be happy. — Lailah Gifty Akita

You can go to a play that is enjoyable because it's funny, and then on the next night you can go to a play that's enjoyable because it's 'disturbing.' — Wallace Shawn

I try to play serious scenes a little funny and the comedy a little serious. — Uzo Aduba

May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers. — Tina Fey

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play. — Jerry Coleman

When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well. — John Cleese

Give me a guitar and I'll play; give me a stage and I'll perform; give me an auditorium and I'll fill it. — Eric Clapton

And a beautiful garden, not far from a beautiful lake, and I said it sounded perfectly perfect. — Vladimir Nabokov

Bizet was a very young man when he composed this symphony, so play it softly. — Eugene Ormandy

At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3. — Jerry Coleman

I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it. — David Torn

It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor. — Gaines Adams

I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE — Alice Clayton

We have to play it longer because there are no numbers or letters. — Eugene Ormandy

hornier than a bunny on ecstasy — Kyle Adams

I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny. — Morgan Freeman

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet. — Danny Kaye

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly

Ever play 'mirror mirror on the wall' with two mirrors facing each other? — Josh Stern

That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato. — Eugene Ormandy

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo. — Adam Rex

Germany are a very difficult team to play ... they have eleven internationals out there today. — Steve Lomas

Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door. — Raymond Benson

Softball is what old men play to try to feel young again. — Patrick Wallace

We tend to get a little information before we off people. It's not a play by ear sort of deal. — Holly Hood

I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier. — Kelly Bishop

Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny. — Lewis Black

Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead? — Jack Whitehall

After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man. — Linda Kozlowski

No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play with. — M.F. Moonzajer

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. — Henny Youngman

When I play discos in Belfast or freshers' week in Oxford, there are 1,800 kids dressed as me. It's odd, it's funny, and it pays really well. — David Hasselhoff

All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in. — Vir Das

Without him here, it is impossible to know how fast he will play it, approximately. — Eugene Ormandy

If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh. — Patton Oswalt

This is the way I want to die. Torn apart by angry fans who want me to play a different song. — Regina Spektor

The serve was invented so that the net could play. — Bill Cosby

When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with. — Rodney Dangerfield

If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season. — Rita Rudner

sometimes i play fruit ninja for 2 hours and the i have diaria — Roslyn Grant

You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd. — Ruud Gullit

You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny. — Chris O'Donnell

No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead. — W.C. Fields

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. — Mercedes McCambridge