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Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters.
— Dakota Fanning
I know I can't play funny roles in movies. I tried, and it didn't work.
— Sylvester Stallone
Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.
— Jerry Coleman
Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long.
— William Congreve
I only know how to play two ways: reckless and abandon.
— Magic Johnson
I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have nothing to play with.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.
— Tom Sizemore
But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings.
— Ted Lindsay
God writes a lot of comedy ... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
— Garrison Keillor
Do you know who I would love to play? Morticia Addams - then I could use all that darkness to be funny.
— Monica Bellucci
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.
— Natalya Vorobyova
You're not going to campus. You're going out to get drunk and play with other ladies' boobies. - Kye
— Krista Alasti
Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.
— Will Rogers
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
— Bill Shankly
I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.
— Holly Hood
In my own country, I play light comedies and funny parts.
— Carice Van Houten
Clint Eastwood's a good friend, too - he and I used to play in softball games together.
— Lee Majors
This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.
— Charisma Carpenter
Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that.""I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine
A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role.
— John Krasinski
To be sitting on the bench behind somebody who only started to play when he was 30 is not funny.
— Jens Lehmann
G'bye, I'm going out to play!
— Shel Silverstein
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
— Steven Wright
Did you play? It sounded very good.
— Eugene Ormandy
It's a lot of bling to play with. You got to have the bling.
— Serena Williams
Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about you.
— Mike Birbiglia
I feel like someone in a terribly sophisticated play. The funny part is, I'm not sophisticated. I'm not anything. I'm just me.
— J.D. Salinger
That, and you have quite the temper."I play fully punched his arm. "Watch it, before you really feel my wrath. — August Westman
Screw this. He'd blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal - my favorite way to play.
— Rachel Vincent
I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just play them really badly.
— Stephen Schneider
It's funny: I'm a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it's been a solitary thing.
— Gary Oldman
One thing's for sure: now when I look at Funny Girl (1968), I think I was gorgeous. I was too beautiful to play Fanny Brice.
— Barbra Streisand
I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life.
— Kiefer Sutherland
So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.
— Neil Innes
What a pathetic play from a pathetic human being.
— Bill Walton
You're starting to sound like one of those songs that DJ's play when they wanna clear out the dancefloor.
— Alex Bergauer
Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden.
— Spike Milligan
Play and be happy.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.
— John Cleese
Give me a guitar and I'll play; give me a stage and I'll perform; give me an auditorium and I'll fill it.
— Eric Clapton
And a beautiful garden, not far from a beautiful lake, and I said it sounded perfectly perfect.
— Vladimir Nabokov
At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.
— Jerry Coleman
I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it.
— David Torn
It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor.
— Gaines Adams
I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE
— Alice Clayton
We have to play it longer because there are no numbers or letters.
— Eugene Ormandy
hornier than a bunny on ecstasy
— Kyle Adams
I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny.
— Morgan Freeman
That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato.
— Eugene Ormandy
Germany are a very difficult team to play ... they have eleven internationals out there today.
— Steve Lomas
Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door.
— Raymond Benson
Softball is what old men play to try to feel young again.
— Patrick Wallace
We tend to get a little information before we off people. It's not a play by ear sort of deal.
— Holly Hood
I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier.
— Kelly Bishop
Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?
— Jack Whitehall
After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man.
— Linda Kozlowski
No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play with.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.
— Henny Youngman
When I play discos in Belfast or freshers' week in Oxford, there are 1,800 kids dressed as me. It's odd, it's funny, and it pays really well.
— David Hasselhoff
Without him here, it is impossible to know how fast he will play it, approximately.
— Eugene Ormandy
If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.
— Patton Oswalt
This is the way I want to die. Torn apart by angry fans who want me to play a different song.
— Regina Spektor
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
— Bill Cosby
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
— Rodney Dangerfield
You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd.
— Ruud Gullit
You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny.
— Chris O'Donnell
No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
— W.C. Fields
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
— Mercedes McCambridge