Funny Planet Quotes
Collection of top 22 famous quotes about Funny Planet
Funny Planet Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny Planet quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!
— Cathy East Dubowski
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
— George Carlin
Countries which enjoy the highest level of peace, happiness and prosperity are the ones where the law least interfered with private affairs.
— Frederic Bastiat
It's a funny thing in my job: you remain perpetually lonely in a world where loneliness is the rarest commodity.
— Brian W. Aldiss
We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious?
— Robert Anton Wilson
I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it.
— Tom Althouse
Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth.
— W. Bruce Cameron
You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.
— Jules Barnard
To me I seem to be constantly growing. I must respond to varying conditions, yet remain changeless within.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Deeply immersed in a constant bubble bath of sin, you cannot communicate with Jesus Christ unless you are ready to get out of the bath. John 1:9
— Felix Wantang
Tech is a funny industry; I don't think there is any other industry on the planet that reinvents itself every 10-12 years.
— Edward Zander
Our stadium seats over 80,000, and we sell all of our tickets.
— Steve Spurrier
This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.
— Ross Perot
If this is what you do to the winner, I'd hate to see how you treat the runner up.
— Anthony Horowitz
Immoderate desire is the mark of a child, not a man.
— Democritus
