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Funny Pizza Quotes & Sayings

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I don't really have any secret shames. If I like an artist, I like them. Nothing to feel embarrassed about. — Mark Hoppus

I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too. — Bill Engvall

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's. — Natasha Leggero

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza. — Jimmy Carr

Life decides what happens, not you. — Brooke Davis

Thinking something is true doesn't make it so. Perception is almost as important as reality. — Joelle Charbonneau

The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback. — Nicholson Baker

I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner! — Jasleen Kaur Gumber

No matter how dark and hopeless a situation may seem, always hold on and never give up your dream. — Mouloud Benzadi

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. — Charlie Pierce

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind. — Adam Carolla

People should just be aware of how they are eating ... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad. — Peaches Geldof

Phones are only good for ordering pizza and telling someone you're running late — Amy Reed

So if you are what you eat and you are as young as you feel, then I am a pizza, right out of the oven. — Tom Althouse

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt. — Mike Birbiglia

His [Donald Trump] name is on everything. He is a celebrity. But he is not a governor. He has never run government. He is a business executive. — Marc Thiessen