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Funny Pilot Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: If God was my co-pilot, Yancy once groused

If God was my co-pilot, Yancy once groused to Burton, I'd have the fucking pedal to the metal soon as I left the garage. — Carl Hiaasen

Funny Pilot Quotes By Melonie Diaz: I wrote a pilot for myself. It's about

I wrote a pilot for myself. It's about a Latina actress trying to make it in Hollywood. It's pretty funny. — Melonie Diaz

Funny Pilot Quotes By Steven Wright: I used to be an airline pilot. I

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright

Funny Pilot Quotes By Ken McClure: The plan is to marry a doctor, It's

The plan is to marry a doctor, It's either that or become a trolley-dolly and hit on a pilot. — Ken McClure

Funny Pilot Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'. — Bob Monkhouse