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Nothing's worse than a guy who loses fair and square and then whines about it. — Evel Knievel

I can trust in Jesus. And this Gospel that we preach does work. So those who are hurting and suffering today, hang in there. The sun will shine again. — Tammy Faye Bakker

Art is as heavy as sorrow, as light as a breeze, as bright as an idea, as pretty as a picture, as funny as money, and as fugitive as fraud! — Barbara Kruger

I think a little menace is fine to have in a story. For one thing, it's good for the circulation. — Raymond Carver

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want. — Bam Margera

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels ... — Josh Stern

A lot of pop music is about stealing pocket money from children. — Ian Anderson

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card. — Charles M. Schulz

I sometimes close my eyes during a show because I have drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids. — Mitch Hedberg

Yeah, it's a kodak moment. Quick, take a picture.
Sarah scoffs. I stick my tongue out at her. — Annie Brewer

One picture is worth 1,000 denials. — Ronald Reagan

The trouble with improv is that it is often about being funny in the moment without any real consideration for the bigger picture. — Simon Pegg

Funny how you have to picture losing a thing before you think you might value it after all. — Anne Tyler

Once you're signed to a label you compromise. — Talib Kweli

I do get funny people sometimes coming up to me in supermarkets in America with my picture in their pocket, which is a bit strange. — Saffron Burrows

Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner. — Milton Jones

Folks love fantasy. Beasts the shit outta reality and day of the week. — Garth Ennis

It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out. — C.S. Lewis

I did not in late November start the plethora of linking my private life with public events again. — David Blunkett

There was a brief silence in which the distant echo of Hagrid smashing down a wooden front door seemed to reverberate through the intervening years. — J.K. Rowling

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? — Adam Rex

The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged. — Andrea L'Artiste

A reader should be able to identify a column without its byline or funny little picture on top purely by look or feel, or its turgidity ratio. — William Safire

Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him?

~ Susan — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time. — Jerry Seinfeld

There is another reality, beyond what we see with our eyes. You have to feel your way into that reality with your heart. There is no other way. — Gregory David Roberts

Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door. — Raymond Benson