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Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Dr. Seuss: You're never too old, too wacky, too wild,

You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child. — Dr. Seuss

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By P. Anastasia: I feel pretty sure I know why the

I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case. — P. Anastasia

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By K.F. Germaine: Their vaginas were just ships passing in the

Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor. — K.F. Germaine

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Erica Larsen: Pick this one, she vibrates!

Pick this one, she vibrates! — Erica Larsen

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Jerry Coleman: That noise in my earphones knocked my nose

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Cassie Mae: I vow to pick up my socks.""Can I

I vow to pick up my socks."
"Can I get that in writing? — Cassie Mae

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Isaac Marion: I'd like to sit down with him and

I'd like to sit down with him and pick his brain, just a tiny bite somewhere in the frontal lobe to get a taste of his thoughts -Warm Bodies — Isaac Marion

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Suzanne Collins: Lunch makes me feel a bit better.

Lunch makes me feel a bit better. — Suzanne Collins

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Joy Behar: A better thing to grow up with is

A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that. — Joy Behar

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Tabitha Caplinger: Funny. Pick on the girl with no superpowers-real

Funny. Pick on the girl with no superpowers-real nice. — Tabitha Caplinger

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Franklin D. Roosevelt: I'm not the smartest fellow in the world,

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Eckhart Tolle: Look around the room a few times a

Look around the room a few times a day as if you had just been born into that room. — Eckhart Tolle

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Harper Lee: Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.

Ladies pick funny things to be proud of. — Harper Lee

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Ken Jennings: I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after

I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after his father: about three-quarters of his body weight seems to be head, and three-quarters of that is ears. — Ken Jennings

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Matthew Modine: I played Little League and in high school.

I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game ... usually softball. — Matthew Modine

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Jessica Park: Matthew Watkins: I need an afternoon pick-me-up. I

Matthew Watkins: I need an afternoon pick-me-up. I accept cash and/or prizes that can be exchanged for cash. Also, hobbits. — Jessica Park

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Kareena Kapoor Khan: It is important to be well read, at

It is important to be well read, at least a little bit. — Kareena Kapoor Khan

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: My wife was fitted with a coil. For

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals. — Bob Monkhouse

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Doug MacLeod: Could I pick some flowers for Miranda?' I

Could I pick some flowers for Miranda?' I asked.
'You cannot take these flowers,' said Zoran. 'They belong to the government. — Doug MacLeod

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Billy Connolly: When you involved in an accident and someone

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. — Billy Connolly

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Peter Wisan: If I had to pick another career, I'd

If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is. — Peter Wisan

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Lance Loud: My reasons for declaring a sexual preference had

My reasons for declaring a sexual preference had to do less with the pursuit of personal freedom than with the lust for pure shock value. — Lance Loud

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Emily Franklin: it's funny how you can't exactly pick your

it's funny how you can't exactly pick your crush. well, you can, but once it get hold of you, it's hard to shake off. — Emily Franklin

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Rush Limbaugh: Republican primary voters, whether they're close primaries or

Republican primary voters, whether they're close primaries or open, are voting for anybody but candidates attached to the Republican establishment. — Rush Limbaugh

Funny Pick You Up Quotes By Jimmy Swaggart: The minister of the Gospel is really the

The minister of the Gospel is really the yardstick by which the nation measures its morals. — Jimmy Swaggart